...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


victor infante - May 31, 2007 9:54:58 am PDT #958 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Cookies. The Internet likes cookies. Or so Clovis tells me.

I see. And does Clovis volunteer to deliver said cookies?


Daisy Jane - May 31, 2007 9:58:25 am PDT #959 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

vw, "socially permissive"?


DavidS - May 31, 2007 9:58:30 am PDT #960 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What's a way to say "socially liberal" without using the word "liberal"?

Progressive.

eta: Or from the Right's perspective: Communist.


Atropa - May 31, 2007 9:58:55 am PDT #961 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I see. And does Clovis volunteer to deliver said cookies?

Strangely enough, he does. Which explains why he looks so smug all the time.


vw bug - May 31, 2007 10:02:38 am PDT #962 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

eta: Or from the Right's perspective: Communist.

This is my problem.

I'm writing a letter to the board of elders at my church and don't want to say "liberal," because they'll probably write off my entire letter. And it's a good letter. Grrrr...

How's "socially moderate" sound?


tommyrot - May 31, 2007 10:04:02 am PDT #963 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How's "socially moderate" sound?

"Socially not-fucking-insane"?


DavidS - May 31, 2007 10:04:41 am PDT #964 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How's "socially moderate" sound?

Reads as: Godless communists!


Fred Pete - May 31, 2007 10:04:41 am PDT #965 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I've heard "socially conscious."


Daisy Jane - May 31, 2007 10:05:34 am PDT #966 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Fred speaks wise.


vw bug - May 31, 2007 10:06:06 am PDT #967 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

"Socially not-fucking-insane"?

Heh. I actually had a moment of thinking that I'd put "socially sane."

Reads as: Godless communists!

Really? Ok. Nebbermind.

I've heard "socially conscious."

Oooo...I like that.