Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - Aug 01, 2007 1:56:24 pm PDT #9431 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

OK, how about "No Way In Hell Am I Driving There On a Daily Basis". Does that help?

That's a little better. Although it makes me look like a freak for driving from Frederick to DC on a daily basis. If only my husband preferred the city....

Go askye with the returning to school and stuff!

edit: Oh David, that's terrible. Poor Emmett.


ChiKat - Aug 01, 2007 1:58:12 pm PDT #9432 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, poor Emmett! He's having a horrible, no good, very bad day. And, I'm evil because I'm sitting here laughing because everything all in one day is just absurd.


meara - Aug 01, 2007 1:59:58 pm PDT #9433 of 10001

Um,I think you're INSANE for driving from Frederick to DC. But at least your employer gives you a car and gas?


Susan W. - Aug 01, 2007 2:00:57 pm PDT #9434 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Poor Emmett. No one should have that many things go wrong in a day until they're out of college at least.


Maria - Aug 01, 2007 2:02:26 pm PDT #9435 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I think you're INSANE for driving from Frederick to DC.

Bwah! I know I'm lucky to have a company car. If that would ever change, I'd probably be looking for work closer to home.


JZ - Aug 01, 2007 2:04:23 pm PDT #9436 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

So I took him to Yum to console him and it's closed and gone. He was bereft, "I loved going soda shopping! They had 300 different flavors!"

Oh, shit! I knew that, and I thought I had warned you about it but now it looks like I am an ass who never did.

Poor lamb. Will the two of you be picking Matilda up? Maybe some extra cuddle time with her will help.


javachik - Aug 01, 2007 2:04:25 pm PDT #9437 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Ah hell.

One of my best employees just gave notice. It's going to be difficult to replace her. She rocks. No way our company can counter the other company's salary offer. Damn. Not what I needed.


DavidS - Aug 01, 2007 2:04:50 pm PDT #9438 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Awww, he's okay. The closures and stuff have been happening all summer. He's go a band aid and he had a milkshake as consolation. Which he enjoyed plenty before we rushed home.

He's now happily curled up with his Nintendo and we've got 5 baseball games in the next four days.

Speaking of which... Suzi we're going to be in Alameda all weekend. Friday night, Sat game 1pm, Sun games at 1pm and 4:30.


Pix - Aug 01, 2007 2:05:12 pm PDT #9439 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Poor Emmett. Poor Javachik.


DavidS - Aug 01, 2007 2:05:48 pm PDT #9440 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Will the two of you be picking Matilda up?

Yeah, we're getting the pootie. He's already eager about that.

I hope she's in a good mood.