You know, my big sister could really beat the crap out of her. I mean, really really.

Dawn ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - May 31, 2007 7:55:25 am PDT #921 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Any additional word on Emmett?


Volans - May 31, 2007 7:55:26 am PDT #922 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Especially considering they are frozen.

I mean, not when you eat them, but you know...

And again, my child surprised me by saying "egg roll" when I took them out of the package yesterday (Maria can vouch for this). How does he know this stuff?


DavidS - May 31, 2007 7:58:00 am PDT #923 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

JZ has collected Emmett. He's sad and droopy and hurty.

We've got to get him to a doctor today or tomorrow. He probably needs a scan down there.


Cashmere - May 31, 2007 7:58:06 am PDT #924 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

And again, my child surprised me by saying "egg roll" when I took them out of the package yesterday (Maria can vouch for this). How does he know this stuff?

Smart little sponge. And he's brilliant, that's how.


vw bug - May 31, 2007 8:02:38 am PDT #925 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Poor Emmett!

How is it only 1:00 p.m.? It feels like bedtime. OH! Maybe it's naptime!


Toddson - May 31, 2007 8:02:47 am PDT #926 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

oh, poor Emmett - I hope everything's OK and he stops feeling miserable.


lisah - May 31, 2007 8:03:06 am PDT #927 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Poor Emmett! gah.

I'm very intrigued by the eggrolls. I love the TJ's..most everything...but especially the mini-tacos. Same kind of concept as the eggrolls! mmmm!

Bars are just where drinking happens and drinking can lead to Bad Life Choices.

hah. yes. I made one recently with a guy I just found out is 22. 22! Young enough to be my child (if I was a teen mom, but still 22!) Yikes.


Volans - May 31, 2007 8:04:21 am PDT #928 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Cash, I was going to tell you that my nephew did the speech therapy thing in pre-K and K and that he turned out fine...but then I remembered he works for a Republican senator, so maybe he's not a good example.

I'm sure Mal's bound for various developmental concerns also, since, despite knowing what egg rolls are he doesn't talk very much, and never appears to have his head in the game.


Daisy Jane - May 31, 2007 8:09:20 am PDT #929 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

snorgles juliana right back

Poor Emmett! Get better boy!

So, we're thinking Slumber Party for L Saturday night. Her mom is in town tomorrow, so she'll stay with her that night, then we'll be at her friend G's on Saturday. I was thinking hair and makeup stuff, booze, gossip rags and movies? music? what else? I'm hoping to remind her that it's not bad being a single girl and that coupled friends will still hang out just you and them.

In that vein, allow me a "shit I won't say"

Dear Jackass,

So, the bully/sweetie pie thing isn't working for you anymore huh? I wonder if that's part of what's making her leave you. Cause usually we love that Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde bullshit.

Laughing at your penis,

DJ


Daisy Jane - May 31, 2007 8:10:24 am PDT #930 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

hah. yes. I made one recently with a guy I just found out is 22. 22! Young enough to be my child (if I was a teen mom, but still 22!) Yikes.

Oh that's an awesome Bad Life Choice.