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Aims - Jul 31, 2007 4:09:16 pm PDT #9040 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dammit.

The monkey has figured out she is able to get out of the bathtub of her own accord.

I wonder if I can find a baby gate for it.

Also, she is learning Russian. I don't know where from, but every time I ask her, "Are you done with your bath?" she yells, "NYET! NYET!" and runs back in the bathroom.

(The computer room is a smallish bedroom right off the bathroom so I'm only about 6 feet away from her for those moms (and dads) that involuntarily gasped at the thought of not being on the child whilst in the tub.)

esse - Jul 31, 2007 4:09:52 pm PDT #9041 of 10001

S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Oi, 'ffistas! Gamemaster Pete will be a hosting a game of What Did That Bitch Say? in this thread at, say 8PM ish Board Time. Tune in. Hilarity may ensue.

Aims - Jul 31, 2007 4:11:34 pm PDT #9042 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

What Did That Bitch Say?

Bwah. Favoritest game ever. I'll be here.

sumi - Jul 31, 2007 4:12:55 pm PDT #9043 of 10001

Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday toto!

-t - Jul 31, 2007 4:14:30 pm PDT #9044 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Em withe the NYET is hilarious! Teach her to drink tea through a sugar cube.

Much ~ma for you BiL and MiL and all of you, Cashmere.

I'm sure there was other stuff I meant to respond to, but my brain's capacity is strikingly low.

askye - Jul 31, 2007 4:18:36 pm PDT #9045 of 10001

Thrive to spite them

I just dropped my tongs between the gap in the wall and the cabinet. I guess it's lost forever.

I liked those tongs.

Aims - Jul 31, 2007 4:18:46 pm PDT #9046 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aaaaannnnnddd...in her forays from the tub into the computer room, she has soaked the floor, which is vinyl, and this has resulted in a fabulous slip and fall with a twist. She now has a beautiful red mark on the side of her face from her wipeout.

"Are you ok?"

t sobbing "Ye-hes-hes-hes."

"Are you done with your bath?"

"Ye-hes-hes-hes."

"Let's go put on jammers and have stories."

"NY-HET-HET-HET."

-t - Jul 31, 2007 4:22:04 pm PDT #9047 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, poor Em, but the sobbing nyet is too adorable.

Behind the cabinet, askye, or might you fish it out with an appropriately narrow broomstick or dowel?

Nicole - Jul 31, 2007 4:22:16 pm PDT #9048 of 10001

I'm getting the pig!

Hiccups. Totally natural in babies, right? I don't have to sneak up on her and try to scare them out of her, do I? (babysitting a 6 wk old)

askye - Jul 31, 2007 4:25:51 pm PDT #9049 of 10001

Thrive to spite them

-t, unfortunately no. There's a little bit of a wall that makes up part of the doorway to the kitchen and the cabinet is up against that.

The house is weirdly built. The cabinets look like they were built later and there's a 1" wide gap.

Maybe if I moved the stove. I stopped cooking meat at home after I flipped a couple of pieces behind the stove and had to move it to remove it.

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