Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sumi - Jul 31, 2007 4:12:55 pm PDT #9043 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday toto!


-t - Jul 31, 2007 4:14:30 pm PDT #9044 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Em withe the NYET is hilarious! Teach her to drink tea through a sugar cube.

Much ~ma for you BiL and MiL and all of you, Cashmere.

I'm sure there was other stuff I meant to respond to, but my brain's capacity is strikingly low.


askye - Jul 31, 2007 4:18:36 pm PDT #9045 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I just dropped my tongs between the gap in the wall and the cabinet. I guess it's lost forever.

I liked those tongs.


Aims - Jul 31, 2007 4:18:46 pm PDT #9046 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aaaaannnnnddd...in her forays from the tub into the computer room, she has soaked the floor, which is vinyl, and this has resulted in a fabulous slip and fall with a twist. She now has a beautiful red mark on the side of her face from her wipeout.

"Are you ok?"

t sobbing "Ye-hes-hes-hes."

"Are you done with your bath?"

"Ye-hes-hes-hes."

"Let's go put on jammers and have stories."

"NY-HET-HET-HET."


-t - Jul 31, 2007 4:22:04 pm PDT #9047 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, poor Em, but the sobbing nyet is too adorable.

Behind the cabinet, askye, or might you fish it out with an appropriately narrow broomstick or dowel?


Nicole - Jul 31, 2007 4:22:16 pm PDT #9048 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Hiccups. Totally natural in babies, right? I don't have to sneak up on her and try to scare them out of her, do I? (babysitting a 6 wk old)


askye - Jul 31, 2007 4:25:51 pm PDT #9049 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

-t, unfortunately no. There's a little bit of a wall that makes up part of the doorway to the kitchen and the cabinet is up against that.

The house is weirdly built. The cabinets look like they were built later and there's a 1" wide gap.

Maybe if I moved the stove. I stopped cooking meat at home after I flipped a couple of pieces behind the stove and had to move it to remove it.


-t - Jul 31, 2007 4:29:52 pm PDT #9050 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oy, meat behind the cabinet sounds like a terrible thing. Yeuch. I guess you need to ask yourself how much you like those tongs? I don't guess a magnet would work, one of those extendable pointer things with a magnet in the end?

I'm no expert, but I'd guess baby hiccups are nothing to worry about. Maybe a little extra burping downn the road?


Aims - Jul 31, 2007 4:35:30 pm PDT #9051 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hiccups. Totally natural in babies, right? I don't have to sneak up on her and try to scare them out of her, do I? (babysitting a 6 wk old)

Nope. You're fine. No scaring the baby.


Nicole - Jul 31, 2007 4:35:42 pm PDT #9052 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Thanks -t. (And Aims) I got a little nervous and then I finally googled, so now I'm back to enjoying the wee infant. I just didn't want to google and have the first result be some horrible "my baby had hiccups that caused a heart defect because the babysitter didn't burp her fast enough after feeding her" horror story.

I've been around a lot of infants but I've never seen infant hiccups before. I guess I can check that off the list.