go pee right now, that way when your bladder feels nervous, you know that it's faking 'cause you already went.
Well, lady, I must say-- You're my kinda stupid.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Jul 30, 2007 10:52:02 am PDT #8778 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
meara - Jul 30, 2007 10:53:28 am PDT #8779 of 10001
Heh. I just did a minute ago. I KNOW it's faking me out, but....sigh.
Of course, the recruiter was all "Look at the job description, and look at your resume, and make some notes about how they go together" and I"m looking at it going "Well, it's either ridiculous vague, or something that I haven't really ever done before, so..." It's totally stuff i COULD do, just the next step up, adn I haven't done it.
omnis_audis - Jul 30, 2007 10:56:44 am PDT #8780 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
or you could talk on a wireless phone. So if you gotta pee, just go and chat while on the can. Something certain family members of mine do all the time. I might advise to NOT flush, as that really gives it away. :: IlovemyfamilyIlovemyfamilyIlovemyfamily::
javachik - Jul 30, 2007 10:57:45 am PDT #8781 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Calm 'ma, Meare!
Nora Deirdre - Jul 30, 2007 10:59:34 am PDT #8782 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
So if you gotta pee, just go and chat while on the can.
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
Vortex - Jul 30, 2007 11:03:38 am PDT #8783 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
I agree. You can try to front, and they may not say anything, but they know that you are peeing.
beth b - Jul 30, 2007 11:10:38 am PDT #8784 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
calm ma~~~
I have new glasses. I needed them very badly
omnis_audis - Jul 30, 2007 11:11:33 am PDT #8785 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Oops, I forgot to do a endtag on sarcasm idea.
< /sarcasm>
Sparky1 - Jul 30, 2007 11:13:59 am PDT #8786 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Calm ~ma, meara!
Daisy Jane - Jul 30, 2007 11:16:16 am PDT #8787 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Break a leg, meara!