Wash ,'War Stories'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
She is an already aggressive chimpanzee on crack. I am a deranged father with a headache
It always makes me wonder how women who say they enjoy staying home with their kids manage. Saints, all of them. Or mad. Or both. It's not impossible to be both.
I am not a saint, but I am going mad.
I think I said.
We'll add you to the pantheon of SAHM & SAHDs
I like the Backyardigans--I'm fine with all the Nick Jr/Noggin stuff but Dora, Diego, Wow Wow Wubbzy, and Mrs. Spider--but Annabel has an unholy ability to pick out the episodes whose music grates on me and insist on watching them again and again, while turning up her nose at the ones with songs I like.
Kids these days. She's only 3 and already she's using music to annoy me.
"Resume: Attached"
Maybe that should have been "Resume: Inserted"
Asshats.
In Kevin Smith: Evening Harder there's a whole bit about Dora the Explorer. Comedy gold.
Now there's been an entire cup of milk spilt and a near attack on a throw pillow with a marker.
Lord help me.
starts calling preschools
They had a brilliant Dora parody on SNL a few months back, too.
starts calling preschools
And sanitariums for me, if you don't mind.