We'll add you to the pantheon of SAHM & SAHDs
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I like the Backyardigans--I'm fine with all the Nick Jr/Noggin stuff but Dora, Diego, Wow Wow Wubbzy, and Mrs. Spider--but Annabel has an unholy ability to pick out the episodes whose music grates on me and insist on watching them again and again, while turning up her nose at the ones with songs I like.
Kids these days. She's only 3 and already she's using music to annoy me.
"Resume: Attached"
Maybe that should have been "Resume: Inserted"
Asshats.
In Kevin Smith: Evening Harder there's a whole bit about Dora the Explorer. Comedy gold.
Now there's been an entire cup of milk spilt and a near attack on a throw pillow with a marker.
Lord help me.
starts calling preschools
They had a brilliant Dora parody on SNL a few months back, too.
starts calling preschools
And sanitariums for me, if you don't mind.
I like Jane & The Dragon.
Jane always makes me think of Em. And I love Jacob Two-Two.
And sanitariums for me, if you don't mind.
You're already in one, you just haven't released your steely grip on this fantasy yet.
Perhaps this is the first sign of a breakthrough. A couple more weeks and you'll be sharing snack time with that nice Summers girl next door.