Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jul 27, 2007 9:54:36 am PDT #8394 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Step away from the kiddie TV, MM.

And remember, it could be worse. It could be...Oobi.


NoiseDesign - Jul 27, 2007 9:55:08 am PDT #8395 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

t hands MM some sherbert


Toddson - Jul 27, 2007 9:59:36 am PDT #8396 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

It could be teletubbies ... one of them is gay, you know.


Polter-Cow - Jul 27, 2007 10:04:02 am PDT #8397 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My mom just called to tell me that she'd already talked to my grandmother and told her to make some extra food for me since I was going there tonight (in order to pick them up from the airport tomorrow morning).

I told her I had already called her and told her not to, since I wasn't eating dinner there. There's a pre-race marathon dinner I'm going to tonight.

"Ah, the marathon people are feeding you, huh?"

"Yeah," I said.

"Do you have to pay for it?"

"Yeah," I said.

"Then why are you going?"

Rather than explain that training for this half-marathon has been a life-changing experience and I wanted to be part of the communal pasta party, that I wanted to see some of my fellow running mates and get some contact information to keep in touch in case we didn't see each other on race day, that the coaches would be giving last-minute tips, that the meal was designed to be digested over the next day and give me the proper energy for race day...I politely, calmly, without malice but with only the slightest hint of exasperation, said, "Stop complaining about everything I do."

There was silence for a few seconds, and she said, "Okay, that's fine, you just get to [your grandmother's] when you get there." And...it wasn't the snappish, defensive, right-about-to-hang-up-the-phone tone I normally get. We continued the conversation in a civilized manner.

...is this progress?


Aims - Jul 27, 2007 10:06:33 am PDT #8398 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sounds like progress to me, bub.

WOO! Progress!


Nora Deirdre - Jul 27, 2007 10:08:59 am PDT #8399 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

EXCELLENT, PC. For serious.


Polter-Cow - Jul 27, 2007 10:13:16 am PDT #8400 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It may have helped that she was distracted by yelling at my little sister's driving. My little sister is driving ! They grow up so fast.


Ailleann - Jul 27, 2007 10:13:54 am PDT #8401 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Dang, P-C, that's awesome.


Susan W. - Jul 27, 2007 10:16:16 am PDT #8402 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Max and Ruby? I actually LIKE that one. Along with Wonder Pets and Backyardigans. It's Dora and Diego who make me want to tear out my eyes so I don't have to see their freaky staring visages and puncture my eardrums so I don't have to listen to their SHOUTING VOICES ever again.

I think there's a law that you must loathe at least one show your child thinks is the best EVAH.


Aims - Jul 27, 2007 10:20:41 am PDT #8403 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Emeline loves all of the above. She frequently needs the Wonder Pets theme song sang to her at bedtime.

We're not too big and we're not too tough but when we work together we've got the right stuff! Goooo Wonder Pets! YAAAAAAAAAAYY!