Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jul 27, 2007 9:05:28 am PDT #8384 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh honey, I'm so sorry.

Give them a call like brenda said.


Miracleman - Jul 27, 2007 9:07:33 am PDT #8385 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

There's no number to call, it was an online process.

Eh. I mean, I'm really not PISSED, it was just "What the fuck? Thanks for wasting my time, Robot Resources."


Aims - Jul 27, 2007 9:10:22 am PDT #8386 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Can you 411 the number?


Frankenbuddha - Jul 27, 2007 9:10:29 am PDT #8387 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

There's no number to call, it was an online process.

So it's probably some stoned college student's way of getting some shits and giggles. Sort of like the online version of that Monty Python sketch:

"Goooood Niiiiight, ding, ding, ding, ding."

"Oh, we're sorry, I'm afraid we filled that position 3 weeks ago."


Miracleman - Jul 27, 2007 9:19:17 am PDT #8388 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Can you 411 the number?

I think that no good will be served by my stalking them. No matter how the conversation actually goes, it's going to amount to:

"Really? Are you sure? Can you double-check? Seriously? Can you ask again? Look, I got this e-mail, and...can you just go check?"

Which just puts my resume in the circular file.


Aims - Jul 27, 2007 9:21:40 am PDT #8389 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok. Just making sure.

How's The Punk?


Miracleman - Jul 27, 2007 9:27:08 am PDT #8390 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Fine. We went downtown to the Summer Fair Thingy. She jumped around in the inflatable jumpy thingies and slid down the inflatable slide thingie and got a free cookie. Then we got her a balloon which she lost 4 1/2 minutes later. Then we went to the library and played in the kids' room there for a while and colored. Now she's trying not to drowse on the couch, having chowed down on a cheese sammich.


erikaj - Jul 27, 2007 9:34:20 am PDT #8391 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, totally. You deserve some kind of prize for that. I used to end up going on non-nerviews. Because basically the ADA says they have to see me, not give me a break. And it's funny how often after they see the body attached to the voice, they decide to promote from within. Or something. Funny in the "die, you bastards, die," sense.


Miracleman - Jul 27, 2007 9:49:55 am PDT #8392 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Okay, this is for all the other stay at home parents of toddler-age children out there.

Emeline loves "Max & Ruby". I'm scared.

Max is plainly evil and Ruby is dumber than a barrel of dirt. Every goddamned time she tries to get Max to do something, he'll purposely fuck it up, and then Ruby will inevitably start over and leave whatever Max used to fuck it up in the first place right next to him!

Ruby! Get a goddamned clue in your head! If the fucking rabbit has taken sherbet into the bath twice, he will do it a third time unless you chain his arms together and destroy all the sherbet in the house!

Fuck!

...

Okay, so...I need a job.


Connie Neil - Jul 27, 2007 9:51:13 am PDT #8393 of 10001
brillig

Deep breaths, MM, deep breaths.