We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 27, 2007 8:32:14 am PDT #8372 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

No Nora, there are no actual whiskey production places anywhere in Scotland.

urp? But I went to one!

Perhaps I needed to specify distillaries? with the tours and the samples and the warm pleasing glow?


Zenkitty - Jul 27, 2007 8:32:57 am PDT #8373 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

there are no actual whiskey production places anywhere in Scotland

That's just so wrong.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 27, 2007 8:37:44 am PDT #8374 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

there may be no whisk e y distilleries in Scotland, but I am pretty sure there are whisky (no "e") distilleries.


Beverly - Jul 27, 2007 8:53:28 am PDT #8375 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

From yesterday:

Get me JDM while you're at it, will you? He's bound to show up there, what with CK, JA, JP, et al hanging out.

He's there. For his role as The Comedian.


juliana - Jul 27, 2007 8:54:10 am PDT #8376 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

He's there. For his role as The Comedian.

grabby hands

WANT.


Glamcookie - Jul 27, 2007 8:55:16 am PDT #8377 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

In line for Adam Baldwin now. And Bruce Timm.


Beverly - Jul 27, 2007 8:55:41 am PDT #8378 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Can you imagine the party? There was a petition to get Steve and Jason there, too, for the entertainment. Talk about your too much candy...


vw bug - Jul 27, 2007 8:57:07 am PDT #8379 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Recordings are done. We got through everything. Grandpa even sat down with us for an hour this morning. I can't believe this part is done...that we got it done. I'm feeling pretty impressed with myself right now.


Miracleman - Jul 27, 2007 9:00:27 am PDT #8380 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

From the World of Fuck You, Too:

Couple months back I applied online for a job with Company X and sent them my resume. They sent a very nice form e-mail back saying "You're not quite what we need, but we'll keep your info on file in case something comes up." To which I rolled my eyes and said "Sure, whatev, okay."

Two days ago they actually e-mailed me back saying that a position was open to which I might be well-suited and can I apply again? To which I said "Wow. Uh. Sure." and promptly did so.

Today, I get a nice form e-mail with the subject line of, no shit, "Business needs have changed". This missive was to inform me that, per subject header, Business Needs Have Changed and that the position I applied for is no longer in existence. BUT, they'll keep my info on file in case blahdeeblahblahblah.

I almost hit "Reply" and wrote "Sure, next time you want to COCKTEASE ME, employment-wise, please feel free to dry hump me, whisper sweet nothings about benefits in my ear and then have your 'friend' tell you 'we have to go'.

Sinfuckingcerely,

Joseph Conat
(Your Bitch)
Resume: Attached"

I would like points and applause for my manly show of restraint.


Trudy Booth - Jul 27, 2007 9:01:44 am PDT #8381 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cockteasing AND restraints?

SCORE!!!!