But she was naked! And all... articulate!

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jul 26, 2007 11:01:32 am PDT #8176 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

So, a very weird morning for me. After getting the shopping from Whole Foods and being caught in two seperate conversations with staff there, I head over to a local coffee shop for the aforementioned Jilli coffee.

When I get there there's a small line. At the head of the line is a young guy who is obviously chatting up the barista and apparently she likes it (given that she's usually rather a stern looking individual and she's currently beaming).

Anyway, as he makes way for the others in line, he's reading something that turns out to be song lyrics. By the time I'm ordering my drink, he's climbed up on the little stage in the shop, discovered the mike is live and has started to sing (badly but ernestly) into the mike.

I'm trying to order my coffee but can't because the 'song' keeps drowning me out. That and the fact that both me & the barista keep cracking up.

Then he says "I'm sorry, I'm just trying to serenade the girl."

Me: " Yeah, I know, that's why I feel guilty trying to interrupt you to give my order."

He: "Oh, no, make your order. I can wait".

Anyway, after I've got my two drinks (which takes a while because the barista didn't realize I wanted 2 because, well, flustered) he's finished the song. I start talking to the 'singer' who's called Craig, is a photographer by night and a web person/band member by day. He also goes down onto one knee and bows when I tell him what I do for a living.

Anyway, what makes this whole thing that little more bizarre, Craig is like the younger, better looking brothing to Brad Pitt, all 5' 6" of him, with dark hair and a resonant voice. This guy literally dripped charisma and had a 'turned to 11' lust for life that was infectious. He was pretty much a force of nature. I haven't met one of those in awhile, and usually they're already celebrities. It was a strange kind of wake up call.

I hand the Adorable crown to Craig.


amych - Jul 26, 2007 11:06:44 am PDT #8177 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Lovely bit of schmoop there, and well-described, but you can't get off that easy.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jul 26, 2007 11:09:43 am PDT #8178 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Yes, yes, I can. Come to Seattle and I'll introduce you to him, and that will be that.


Aims - Jul 26, 2007 11:13:48 am PDT #8179 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nope, sorry. Having the Adorable crown is kind of like The List.

There are some who are only on the list for a short time. There are those of us who are on that list as though a Permanent Sticking Charm had been placed on our names.

Others can wear an Adorable Crown (Craig now has one, for instance), but yours is permanently stuck to your noggin. The instant you kicked the dirt and said, You know I fancy you" to Jilli, that crown fell down from Adorable Heaven and named you it's King.


Toddson - Jul 26, 2007 11:18:43 am PDT #8180 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Is Craig the only person around whose day job is playing in a band?


javachik - Jul 26, 2007 11:18:58 am PDT #8181 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

And now I wanna know what Mr. Jilli does for a living!


Aims - Jul 26, 2007 11:20:40 am PDT #8182 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Stroppy is an artist!


Toddson - Jul 26, 2007 11:21:41 am PDT #8183 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

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javachik - Jul 26, 2007 11:24:13 am PDT #8184 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Wow! Awesome. And sorry to be so ignerrant.


Aims - Jul 26, 2007 11:25:20 am PDT #8185 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Not ignerrant - just still new!

(Course, this might be too much info for Pete to want in a public forum. If it is babe, just let me know.)