On my way home from reporting for jury duty. I'm now postponed until December.
'The Girl in Question'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
it is official - too much coffee. iTunes is giving me the Gypsy Kings, mixed with Mike Doty, Soul Coughing, Erin McKeown, and Richard Thompson. and I am liking it. Volare!
Congrats to MM on making to the next level of interviews and lots of interview~ma for stage 2.
Okay...weird.
I expected things like "How good are you at Excel" and "How good are you at Word" and "How fast can you type"
Instead I got "In these four columns choose the words that you think describe how people expect you to act" and "In these four columns choose the words that you think actually describe you" and that was it.
Huh. Don't know what to make of that.
Every time a lesbian pops up with "not me" I start laughing.
Of course they COULD be pregnant, it just makes me think of this comedian's bit (and I wish I could remember her name) from a few years ago. Roughly, its...
So, I'm at the doctor and they're asking questions.
Are you sexually active?
Yes.
Is there any chance you're pregnant?
No.
Are you sure?
Oh yes.
Absolutely? What form of birth control do you use?
Um, we don't use sperm?
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
any ~ma for Tom and his mom would be most appreciated.
FUCK.
~~~~~~ma heading yours, Tom's, and Mrs. Toms' Mom's way, love~~~~~~~~
Much -ma, Nora. Damn.
Muchma, Nora.
And, in case anyone was wondering, so totally NOT IT.
so much -ma for Tom and his mom.
GOOD! Now, let me in the door and point out sir jackass... I can be over in 5. And lisah, if you need another job & have some CSS chops, I'm interviewing. Cannot promise an asshat-free working environment, of course.
I don't know what it means to have CSS chops so I'm probably not qualified. (I can write about whatever though so if that could work drop me a line!)