'Safe'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Okay...weird.
I expected things like "How good are you at Excel" and "How good are you at Word" and "How fast can you type"
Instead I got "In these four columns choose the words that you think describe how people expect you to act" and "In these four columns choose the words that you think actually describe you" and that was it.
Huh. Don't know what to make of that.
Every time a lesbian pops up with "not me" I start laughing.
Of course they COULD be pregnant, it just makes me think of this comedian's bit (and I wish I could remember her name) from a few years ago. Roughly, its...
So, I'm at the doctor and they're asking questions.
Are you sexually active?
Yes.
Is there any chance you're pregnant?
No.
Are you sure?
Oh yes.
Absolutely? What form of birth control do you use?
Um, we don't use sperm?
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
any ~ma for Tom and his mom would be most appreciated.
FUCK.
~~~~~~ma heading yours, Tom's, and Mrs. Toms' Mom's way, love~~~~~~~~
Much -ma, Nora. Damn.
Muchma, Nora.
And, in case anyone was wondering, so totally NOT IT.
so much -ma for Tom and his mom.
GOOD! Now, let me in the door and point out sir jackass... I can be over in 5. And lisah, if you need another job & have some CSS chops, I'm interviewing. Cannot promise an asshat-free working environment, of course.
I don't know what it means to have CSS chops so I'm probably not qualified. (I can write about whatever though so if that could work drop me a line!)
Nora, sending much ~ma to Tom's mom.
Nonexistent segue...
Trudy, you totally made me laugh with that. I can only imagine it was even funnier with the comedian's delivery.
Vibing for Tom's family.
I got "In these four columns choose the words that you think describe how people expect you to act" and "In these four columns choose the words that you think actually describe you" and that was it.
MM, you may have just taken the Predictive Index test. My employer in MI used to use that--maybe you've applied there.
~ma for Tom & Nora & family
MM, that is one interesting "interview." I think they should have had follow-up questions along the lines of "Choose the word that describes how you will actually act."
Very happy ND is back from jury duty.
Oh, and obviously NOT IT. Me or ND.