Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.

'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - May 24, 2007 8:21:25 pm PDT #81 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bartleby the early years?

"Bartleby and the Scribner school co-eds"?


Emily - May 24, 2007 8:26:16 pm PDT #82 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

So, uh, jury duty. Thought it'd be a one-day boring toil of civic duty. May well turn into half my summer vacation gone on a civil suit. YAY.


vw bug - May 24, 2007 8:28:03 pm PDT #83 of 10001
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Oh, Emily. That sucks...just...ugh.

I need someone to come start my coffee IV.


vw bug - May 24, 2007 8:40:55 pm PDT #84 of 10001
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ION, I need pizza.

All the pizza places are closed, and I have no pizza in the house. No 24-hour grocery stores around here. I need to think ahead better. (HA!)


-t - May 24, 2007 8:43:13 pm PDT #85 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have pizza, vw. Come on by, don't look at the mess.


vw bug - May 24, 2007 8:45:04 pm PDT #86 of 10001
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I settled for a frozen dinner. But, next time, I'm totally coming to get pizza at your place.


Laga - May 24, 2007 8:45:39 pm PDT #87 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

In fledgling news: the two bigger ones are gone, I hope flown away to start their lives. The fat fuzzy one is still there. I hope its parents are out hunting. If I could regurgitate something for the cute helpless fuzzbal I would!


vw bug - May 24, 2007 9:05:58 pm PDT #88 of 10001
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Ok. I just named Melville's main character, Dobrila. I may not be in my right mind.


Sean K - May 24, 2007 9:45:21 pm PDT #89 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh, and the ads for the new Die Hard movie make me think that John McCain is who Jack Bauer really wants to be.

connie, though I was excited when I saw the first trailer, I got a little nervous when I found out it's Len Wiseman, director of the Underworld movies, who's directing.

I got less nervous when I read a thing about how Wiseman has always been a huge fan of the Die Hard movies (especially the first one), and when he read an early draft that had (for example) John McClain showing up at a police station asking, "What can I do to help," Wiseman said oh no no no no no NO. John McClain does not ask "What can I do to help," he shows up and says, "It's okay, I'm here now."


vw bug - May 24, 2007 10:36:47 pm PDT #90 of 10001
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Draft of paper is finished. It's only 7 pages. Poop.