Then they started calling him the Unabomber
I had no idea.
I'd probably have a piss poor poker face myself.
Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.
'Help'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Jul 24, 2007 9:35:50 am PDT #7802 of 10001
brillig
P.M. Marc - Jul 24, 2007 9:36:10 am PDT #7803 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
He's almost incessantly expressive.
That's the worlds HUGEST understatement.
When people impress ME as hyper and kinda spazzy...
Connie Neil - Jul 24, 2007 9:37:09 am PDT #7804 of 10001
brillig
Lots of the top players use them.
Oh, I know, they just inspire the same reaction as large SUVs do: "what are you overcompensating for, dude?"
Aims - Jul 24, 2007 9:37:11 am PDT #7805 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Dear Twit -
What part of "Rent is due on the first. If not paid by the fifth, you will be assessed a late charge." do you not understand?
Eff you.
Aimee
PS No. I will not be sending you invoices every month. Your lease is an invoice. Eff you, again.
amych - Jul 24, 2007 9:42:32 am PDT #7806 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
No. I will not be sending you invoices every month.
Dude, has this person never rented anything at all ever? Because, dude.
Vortex - Jul 24, 2007 9:45:06 am PDT #7807 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Dear Ungrateful Twat:
I busted my ass to get you paid last week because of our fucked up university system. It is not my fault that you were too fucking stupid to notice that you were only paid for 72 hours on the timesheet that you signed BECAUSE THERE WAS A FUCKING NATIONAL HOLIDAY, and I do not appreciate the snippy email that cc'ed my boss.
JZ - Jul 24, 2007 9:59:25 am PDT #7808 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
There are FNL fans here, right? I just stumbled on a very sweet boycrushy blog entry about the show, with links to pictures and an interview video and all sorts of stuff: [link]
hippocampus - Jul 24, 2007 10:07:49 am PDT #7809 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Alllriiight SparkyDH!!! Wooo! ::Dances & throws glitter:: You both worked so hard for this. And also managed to make it to the beach - very good multitasking!
Shall I drop newly employed cousin some subtle hints about proper ways to acknowledge awesomeness of wife? (Shooooooes... New tiara... Real Estate Section...)
And will we (you, actually, as I am made of crazy) be telling the grapevine this weekend, or waiting until you're home and 20-questions (to the third power) becomes more expensive long-distance? :)
ALL of our job-ma and interview-ma to MM!
esse - Jul 24, 2007 10:17:34 am PDT #7810 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Popping in to show off some pictures with Steph: [link]
Daisy Jane - Jul 24, 2007 10:37:58 am PDT #7811 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Don't mean to be PDA with the schmoop, but I'm just really glad to be home.
No, no! I love the schmoop! I need to see more schmoop lately.
I have had a freaking roller coaster of a day.
Bad: Woke up at 5 am to Mr. Jane telling me he left the bank card in the ATM, and could I please ungrog myself enough to talk to CS so new ones can be sent. In 5-7 days.
Fwd of L's STBE's Tantrum email in which he blames her for having no money and an ulcer from noodles (I. Don't. Know.) with the stunningly unself-aware "Even if I started a job on Monday, I couldn't pay my bills for two weeks! You have ruined me financially!"
Phone call from Mr. Jane saying the ATM did not eat the card, but someone came right behind him and withdrew $280 from the account.
I think I have an idea who did it.
The Good: Kristin and Drew schmoop.
Translated L's email for her into the self-indulgent crap it really was.
She found an old high school friend of ours who we love beyond all reason.
Bank people were wonderful, and sympathetic. Account will be credited. We will send in affadavits and forms and promise to cooperate in any investigation.
Fucking thieves didn't get the $600 they originally tried to withdraw.