I got asked when I am "due" at the grocery store
about the same time that person gets some tact.
Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.
'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - May 30, 2007 11:23:28 am PDT #761 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
d - May 30, 2007 11:33:06 am PDT #762 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
Timelies!
I've lurked and lurked and lurked, but I've kept you all in my thoughts.
The communists invaded with quite a lot of firepower. I'm alternately extremely annoyed my 4 pm appointment didn't show and happy that i have time to chill while the ibu starts to work.
Emmett's medical woes - ouch! All the job hunting prospects - ouch!
Hmm. I guess all my thoughts are focused on pain so I'll return to lurking.
Daisy Jane - May 30, 2007 12:00:44 pm PDT #763 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Now I'm feeling a little anxious. I just got this email from best friend L.
Um...on a separate note. [husband] and I are separating. He's supposed to be finding an apartment asap. I'm done. He's done a lot of crazy things the last few days and he accuses me of things I would never do, and tells me I'm a different person than I was when we got married. This morning he threatened to sue me for alimony, then threatened to unplug the garage door opener so I couldn't go to work. And he says I'm mean and cruel and spiteful. I'm done.
Awaiting an email that I hope will say she's not staying there as long as he is.
Laura - May 30, 2007 12:02:08 pm PDT #764 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
I'm sorry Aimee. Vibing for a non asshattery option.
Why anyone would EVER ask that is beyond me.
When I was about 8 months and HUGE a friend still checked with DH first before asking me. That is a gentleman. A not so much anymore friend asked me last week if I were pregnant. So many years past that option, bitch. Then she went on to say she thought maybe since my ankles looked swollen. If she weren't giving me a ride to the airport I may have been rude.
Laura - May 30, 2007 12:03:26 pm PDT #765 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Eeeep, that is scary Daisy. Hopes she runs, not walks.
-t - May 30, 2007 12:03:33 pm PDT #766 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, dear! That does sound worrisome. Get out, L.
Daisy Jane - May 30, 2007 12:04:20 pm PDT #767 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Having seen you fairly recently, I feel I can say for certain that you look neither pregnant nor swollen.
Daisy Jane - May 30, 2007 12:06:26 pm PDT #768 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Yeah, and I've heard some of his other threats- and seen the aftermath of a few violent outbursts.
I really don't like the idea of her being all the way up in that suburb where I'm not if something goes down.
lisah - May 30, 2007 12:07:42 pm PDT #769 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Daisy that is really scary. I hope she has a safe place to go to get away from him if necessary.
Sparky1 - May 30, 2007 12:36:43 pm PDT #770 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Aimee, I'm sorry about #1 place. If you must go work for the asshat, make sure you get an internet connection so we can type you off the ledge and help you find a place to hide the bodies.
DJ, that's a very scary email and I hope he goes away and stays away.
lisah, congratulations!