I can't find my desk. I think it's here somewhere. I may need an excavator.
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - May 30, 2007 10:00:10 am PDT #723 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
-t - May 30, 2007 10:01:30 am PDT #724 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
My clothes are mysteriously unscathed. I guess the lipstick sublimated?
vw bug - May 30, 2007 10:01:51 am PDT #725 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I have been very productive today. I've done the equivalent of 16 loads of laundry (No! I do not have that many clothes! Spring cleaning... washed all the sheets, comforters, etc.), grocery shopped, and other errand running, including buying some workout clothes and tank tops at Sears.
Apparently, though, the top I am currently wearing would also be chucked by the What Not to Wear people. I got asked when I am "due" at the grocery store--hence the buying of a few new tank tops that fit a little better, instead of trying to just continue to wear the ones I bought last summer. Ugh.
DavidS - May 30, 2007 10:12:45 am PDT #726 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Apparently, though, the top I am currently wearing would also be chucked by the What Not to Wear people. I got asked when I am "due" at the grocery store--hence the buying of a few new tank tops that fit a little better, instead of trying to just continue to wear the ones I bought last summer. Ugh.
Fit is important! Stacey and Clinton told me so.
vw bug - May 30, 2007 10:16:02 am PDT #727 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Fit is important! Stacey and Clinton told me so.
I know. It's just I've been actively trying to lose weight for over three months, so I hate spending money on clothes [that are bigger sizes]. But, apparently, I'm not losing the weight, so I guess I have to. More ugh.
lisah - May 30, 2007 10:18:46 am PDT #728 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I got asked when I am "due" at the grocery store
Why anyone would EVER ask that is beyond me. My neighbor is clearly pregnant and I haven't asked her about it because what if she's just gotten chubby? or has some other issue? If she mentions being pregnant to me I'd certainly ask when she's due though.
Also, vw, your new haircut is super cute and i am highly envious! (My hair is a hot mess right now, big grey roots and shag-tastic and not in the good way in the back and too long bangs...but my crazy hairdresser is going through an extra crazy phase right now and I've been scared to call her...our relationship is not exactly a healthy one I guess. But she is a hair genius plus a friend so I can't just break up with her.)
DavidS - May 30, 2007 10:20:55 am PDT #729 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Maybe you could just get a quick bang trim somewhere, lisah? That might help.
Steph L. - May 30, 2007 10:24:45 am PDT #730 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I got asked when I am "due" at the grocery store
Why anyone would EVER ask that is beyond me. My neighbor is clearly pregnant and I haven't asked her about it because what if she's just gotten chubby? or has some other issue? If she mentions being pregnant to me I'd certainly ask when she's due though.
I think that, if you don't know whether the woman is pregnant, YOU DON'T ASK. How do you know? Either (1) she tells you first, or (2) she is delivering the baby directly in front of you.
And, really, if it's #2, I think you know when she's due.
lisah - May 30, 2007 10:27:34 am PDT #731 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Maybe you could just get a quick bang trim somewhere, lisah? That might help.
She had a major freak out once when I jokingly suggested I was going to trim my own bangs! She so needs to be on Shear Genius next season. She'd be an audience fave!
EpicTangent - May 30, 2007 10:27:36 am PDT #732 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
My clothes are mysteriously unscathed. I guess the lipstick sublimated?
Yay for this at least. Last time I did this I kept expecting CSI's to show up - my clothes looked like they were covered in bloodspatter.
I got asked when I am "due" at the grocery store
Uck. Some people are so stupid and/or mean, it boggles the mind. vw, I hope the new clothes are flattering and make you happy. But I also hope that you aren't letting stupid and/or mean people in your head. t /dealing with my own issues of too much tum, hoping I'm not sounding preachy when encourage-y/validate-y was what I was going for.