I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DebetEsse - Jul 18, 2007 3:49:32 pm PDT #7163 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Oy, Trudes.

Good luck, Emily.

I should be working. And, yet, not.


Trudy Booth - Jul 18, 2007 4:09:59 pm PDT #7164 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

un stuck! woo hoo!

(car finally came)


esse - Jul 18, 2007 4:11:21 pm PDT #7165 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Hi!

It seems Cincinnati is not, in fact, mythical, as it seemed yesterday, when I couldn't seem to make it here to save my life. We just had wicked awesome sushi after going to the comic book store, and I had a lie-in until 11:30 and life is very pleasant right now.

I get to go to Portland in FIVE DAYS THOUGH OMG.

Ahem. Holiday going well! Minus problem with tires. And my birthday is tomorrow! Which I tend to remember because it follows Juliana's and I share it with Jared Padalecki.


vw bug - Jul 18, 2007 5:46:12 pm PDT #7166 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Parents: on average, how many times do you have to tell your kids to get ready for bed?

I'm going on 7 for each of the older kids and haven't started with the three-year-old. This might be a long night. But, I really want them sleeping before their parents come home. Isn't the whole point of giving parents a night out so they don't have to deal with the kids at all?

IOIllinoisN, there is just an amazing lightning storm outside right now. I forgot about these. Em, you'd love this.


Aims - Jul 18, 2007 5:52:02 pm PDT #7167 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We don't really tell her to get ready for bed. We say, "Bedtime!" and then head upstairs. Sometimes, it's bath, hair and teeth, kisses, stories, songs, and then bed - which starts around 7:30-7:45 for a target bed time of 8:30. Other nights, we start later and skip the bath.

I really want them sleeping before their parents come home. Isn't the whole point of giving parents a night out so they don't have to deal with the kids at all?

It is, but sometimes with older kids, short of physically putting them into their pajamas and their bed and then physically restraining them there, all you can do is say, "Fine. But your parents told you to go to bed at X time. If you aren't there, it's gonna be you who gets nailed. Not me. So, if you're staying up with me, you get to work." and then make them do chores.

With the three year old, shot of fernet. Works every time.


DavidS - Jul 18, 2007 5:52:22 pm PDT #7168 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Parents: on average, how many times do you have to tell your kids to get ready for bed?

One or two.

Seven is not good. Now it is time to be the mean babysitter.


vw bug - Jul 18, 2007 5:58:14 pm PDT #7169 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Now it is time to be the mean babysitter.

I guess it's hard for me to be mean when one of the brothers is still eating his snack. Seems unfair. Oh, jeez. I'm gonna make a terrible parent!

They're in bed. I think they did everything they were supposed to. The three-year-old went without any problems. I think the poor noodle is exhausted. He barely got a nap today.


Vortex - Jul 18, 2007 6:00:08 pm PDT #7170 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

an individual coming into Virginia from any state may qualify for a Virginia license with comparable endorsement areas if the individual has completed a state-approved teacher training program through a regionally accredited four-year college or university or if the individual holds a valid out-of-state teaching license, which must be in force at the time the application for a Virginia license is made.

holler if you need help. Where in SW VA are you going?


vw bug - Jul 18, 2007 6:00:56 pm PDT #7171 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

And I hear the garage door opener! I made it!


Frankenbuddha - Jul 18, 2007 6:45:35 pm PDT #7172 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So, walked home tonite and noticed a sewer bubbling brown water that was also somehow coming OUT OF THE SIDEWALK AND MAKING A RIVER DOWN THE STREET. Luckily, it was down the line from my building, but I knew things were going to be ugly. Thank dog I filled my Brita before they shut off the water.

Turns out ugly's not even the half of it. They've had jackhammers and back-hoes pulling up huge sections of the area around the (I assume) main break. They've also got one of those monster sewer vacuums that keeps coming in intermittently. Then the bring in the back-hoe again. And then the sewer-vac again. It looks like they are filming a movie out there with all the lights they've set up.

I fear this will not be resolved by tomorrow morning. And if it is, I fear the water that's going to come out of the faucets. I gave up caffeine a while ago - showers are my primary form of wakeup (and I can't even just wash up if this isn't resolved). Ugh.