I'm having a "I'm really glad I'm no longer Fundamental Baptist anymore" moment.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - Jul 15, 2007 5:30:03 pm PDT #6670 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
EpicTangent - Jul 15, 2007 5:41:22 pm PDT #6671 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Charming behavior/discussions from the relations, vw?
Trudy Booth - Jul 15, 2007 6:03:31 pm PDT #6672 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Bored now.
t gets popcorn
t waits for Joe to show up in leather and lots of green eye makeup
Amy - Jul 15, 2007 6:35:03 pm PDT #6673 of 10001
Because books.
Very jealous of brunch at Suzi's.
Also? Turns out Winchester is a girl. I guess I can call her Winnie.
erikaj - Jul 15, 2007 6:44:47 pm PDT #6674 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
(brings out green eye makeup)
Daisy Jane - Jul 15, 2007 6:49:42 pm PDT #6675 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
So I go over to find that he'd stuck his head through the banisters, and it's now stuck - he can't pull it back out.
I did that when I was little at my mom's mother's house! I vaguely remember, but I'm told there was much crying and screaming. These were straight bars too, so I have no idea how they got me out.
MM! I'm taking a break from reading your stuff right now! Also to check on my pralines.
Cashmere - Jul 15, 2007 6:52:27 pm PDT #6676 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I can't get over the idea of kicking out your mate's friends. It's bizarre and just downright rude.
So I go over to find that he'd stuck his head through the banisters, and it's now stuck - he can't pull it back out.
Poor noodle.
Beverly - Jul 15, 2007 7:24:44 pm PDT #6677 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Mary Jessica, Amy! Joanna Beth! Ellen! Bobbi! Ellen-Bob!
ETA: I'm sorry about the bored, MM. And Yay! for rescued Mal. Goof. Ellie asking permiso of the plants is muy adorable.
ChiKat - Jul 15, 2007 7:27:54 pm PDT #6678 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I'm having a "I'm really glad I'm no longer Fundamental Baptist anymore" moment.
Oh! I know this moment. I had one with my mother when I went down to visit for Father's Day. The moment included her telling me I was going to Hell because I don't take the Bible literally. Fun times.
Daisy Jane - Jul 15, 2007 7:39:53 pm PDT #6679 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
The moment included her telling me I was going to Hell because I don't take the Bible literally.
See that's when I feel I'm allowed to point and say "Craxy!" at least in my head. I get feeling it's important to read and study as the main text of your religion. I get feeling that you need to follow whatever rules you think it lays out (though I disagree). But to take it literaly is to completely ignore scientific fact.