One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jul 14, 2007 6:34:54 pm PDT #6617 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Awww, man.

I think you should also get a massage, a facial, a spa mani/pedi, and all new clothes.

And a nanny. (Er..which is NOT to imply you aren't like, one of the best moms I know, cause you totally are. Just saying damn, you need a break.)


Cashmere - Jul 14, 2007 6:40:52 pm PDT #6618 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

(Er..which is NOT to imply you aren't like, one of the best moms I know, cause you totally are. Just saying damn, you need a break.)

Heh. Both our friends asked me if I wanted to stay and have a drink. As in a shot.

Yeah, I could use a spa day. But then I don't know a woman who can't!


Hil R. - Jul 14, 2007 6:45:53 pm PDT #6619 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Fake food currently weirding me out: [link]

I generally try to stick to real food, but there are a few frozen fake things that are just so easy that I end up using them when I'm in a rush. So I can't quite make fun of that. But I can boggle.


Burrell - Jul 14, 2007 6:52:06 pm PDT #6620 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Poor you, Cashmere. We had a moment ourselves today when Isaac went running ahead of me and Frances. "Slow down Isaac!" I yelled. Frances decided to add her two cents: "Stop Iyak or you mi-ight fall down!" At which point, Isaac tripped and fell and bonked his nose on a rock.

He barely paused to cry about it. But he was better behaved for the next, oh, 15 minutes.

And then we saw baby turtles! That was cool.


erikaj - Jul 14, 2007 6:57:47 pm PDT #6621 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

And I suddenly get Burrell's tag. "Sister and Isaac" I thought somebody had a new monster book out. Duh.


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2007 7:00:03 pm PDT #6622 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think there could be a children's book about Iyak, an Eskimo boy, and his kayak.


erikaj - Jul 14, 2007 7:02:24 pm PDT #6623 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah...something like that.


Cashmere - Jul 14, 2007 7:02:57 pm PDT #6624 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Kids' pronounciation cracks me up. Owen's current favorite cartoon is "Poster's Home for Imaginpary Pends."


Cass - Jul 14, 2007 7:03:51 pm PDT #6625 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Not breathing sucks. I am so thankful for asthma drugs, at least.
So much this. Also admitting that, yes, I do have asthma helped. A lot, actually.

Frances decided to add her two cents: "Stop Iyak or you mi-ight fall down!"
Cute! And prophetic.

Stoopid rain in stoopid nashville. Delaying my pwetty pwetty fast boys...
It was the best rain delay ever though.

"We have some great female fans out there and they need lovin'..."

Best. Rain. Delay. Ever.


Aims - Jul 14, 2007 7:04:42 pm PDT #6626 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My favorite of Em's is, "I yawst my rock and I can' bineit!