Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.

Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jul 13, 2007 10:40:02 am PDT #6479 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

MM, I've been getting your prolific essays (you're making me feel like a slacker!), but I'm not going to have time to read them until tonight or tomorrow morning. Just so you know--not ignoring you. Just traveling.


juliana - Jul 13, 2007 10:41:06 am PDT #6480 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

this standard is the company coming over/has beena LOOOONG time standard. Not the everyday standard. The every day standard is much more laid back.

I have 4 standards (in rising order of cleanosity):

Fuck It, I'm PMSing/Moving Out/Hella Busy and I Don't Care (which is, I suspect, most people's "Normal")

Normal

Company's Coming - or - I'm Upset Over Something, So I'm Cleaning To Regain Control Over One Tiny Portion Of My Life

OMGWTF my mom's coming AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! scrubscrubscrub


beth b - Jul 13, 2007 10:41:44 am PDT #6481 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I don't have a kid that will pick up everything she can reach , so things like the pile of tools by the garage door are vaguely annoying - not dangerous.

I think I'm gonna have to nap


Cashmere - Jul 13, 2007 10:42:22 am PDT #6482 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Dill, baby.

I knew I liked you.

I'd love to visit Edinburgh someday.

I'm home with my new phone. I went with the BlackJack. It's very sexy. It's going to take forever for me to figure out how to use all the bells & whistles.


Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2007 10:44:58 am PDT #6483 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My cleaning last night was "OMG I have the whole house to myself for 6 days! It'll stay clean if I just do it now. Then, neat picked up house for six. whole. days."

It's really hard to type on the laptop with puppy trying to crawl into lap.

Love the Shirley Bassey

And now, I nap.


beth b - Jul 13, 2007 10:57:30 am PDT #6484 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

cleaning standards:

1)chaotic - which happens when I am sick or we are in the middle of some big project. Hopefully the bathroom is clean

2) normal - there is probably something that needs to be picked up or cleaned - but there is room for people sit if they stop by and things like the bathroom and kitchen are clean ( even if there are a few dishes to be done)

3) dinner/over night guest. All areas are clean but our bedroom and maybe the computer room. At the same time.

4) house concert - Furniture has to be moved - so hidden dirt/dust is found. and thing that can sparkle must sparkle - because there will be someone I have never met before there. and some things are hidden - like expensive whiskey and some of the guitars.

Right now the house is way closer to 1 then 2. and the gap between 1 and 2 is very wide


Cass - Jul 13, 2007 11:08:50 am PDT #6485 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

OMGWTF my mom's coming AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! scrubscrubscrub
Shirleying!

(Mom had a friend whose m-i-l was named Shirley. She was very white gloves. So it's known as Shirleying here.)


ChiKat - Jul 13, 2007 11:13:34 am PDT #6486 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I just went to my (new job!) school's web site to look up someone's email address and they already have me listed as staff!!! Whee!!!!!! It's real! It says:

ChiKat, Speech/Drama, phone#, email

I'm gonna be a real teacher!!


Miracleman - Jul 13, 2007 11:19:40 am PDT #6487 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Kristin:

It's cool, I understand.

(sobs quietly)

Jes' kiddin'.


SuziQ - Jul 13, 2007 11:39:20 am PDT #6488 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

In absolutely random news (we specialize in that here, right?) - I just realized K-Bug will be old enough to vote in the next presidential election.

Crap. How did that happen?