Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - Jul 12, 2007 3:53:30 am PDT #6030 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

not going to say it, not going to say it, not going to say it!


Sparky1 - Jul 12, 2007 3:56:07 am PDT #6031 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

There's nothing like coming in to work and finding out that the evening librarian didn't bother to read the instructions I'd left and totally screwed up a project. For the second day in a row. Yesterday I left a nice note pointing out where he'd gone wrong and why he shouldn't do that any more. This morning, he's officially a fuck up.


sj - Jul 12, 2007 4:38:56 am PDT #6032 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Teppy, have you seen this?


vw bug - Jul 12, 2007 4:39:35 am PDT #6033 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, sj! That's hysterical!


Amy - Jul 12, 2007 4:47:32 am PDT #6034 of 10001
Because books.

All kinds of ~ma for your friend and her baby, sj. So scary.

Also, I think Sparky is sassier now that she's an East Coast girl. I like it.


Steph L. - Jul 12, 2007 5:03:24 am PDT #6035 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Teppy, have you seen this?

On me, it would probably smell like Chanel.


sj - Jul 12, 2007 5:03:55 am PDT #6036 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

On me, it would probably smell like Chanel.

That's what I was thinking when I saw it.


Sparky1 - Jul 12, 2007 5:17:49 am PDT #6037 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I won't go near Play-Doh because of the smell. No exceptions no matter how cute the kid, related to me or not. ::shudders

I definitely curse more when I'm on the East Coast, but I'm equally evil.


Aims - Jul 12, 2007 5:18:55 am PDT #6038 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well, chalk another one up to my MiL's cluelessness in not thinking about her actions.

This local news [link] channel is doing a "Vote 4 the Best" thingie among the suburbs and whatnot of Detroit. A couple of Ypsilanti locations were nominated and so she sent out a couple of mass emails to people asking for votes.

This, in and of itself, is fine. What's NOT fine, is that she SENT THEM TO MY BOSS.

Now, Boss was fine. But she doesn't know that he would be fine with it. For all she knew, he could have been mightily pissed off by the spam - with her last name on it, which is my last name and easily linked to me. Which, it was. "Who's MiL?" he asked me. If heas a giant jackhole, I could have been fired or something.

I ask, W.T.F.?

Joe and I aren't alone in thinking this was HIGHLY inappropriate, right?


Steph L. - Jul 12, 2007 5:25:15 am PDT #6039 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I won't go near Play-Doh because of the smell.

See, I *love* the way Play-Doh smells. Love love love.

But I *don't* want fragrance that's supposed to smell like sandalwood and amber (for instance) turn to Play-Doh on me. Which WAY too many fragrances do, including everything BPAL makes.