Something bit me in my cleavage again. I have a beer bottle shoved down my shirt.
Context is just so critical.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOX!!!!!
(do I know Sox? is this a new name or a new person? or am I just sans clue?)
Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.
Mal ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2007 5:33:09 am PDT #5785 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sparky1 - Jul 10, 2007 5:36:23 am PDT #5786 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
do I know Sox?
Relatively new here, IRL my cousin.
~ma for Tom and Tom's Mother.
Why do people keep calling me? Enough already with the ringy-dingy, people. Send me an email that I can ignore!
sj - Jul 10, 2007 5:38:05 am PDT #5787 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Happy Birthday Sox!!!
Hil R. - Jul 10, 2007 5:38:30 am PDT #5788 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Happy Birthday, Sox!
I keep getting automated calls with increasingly threatening warnings that my car insurance is about to expire and I must renew it. I don't own a car.
Tom Scola - Jul 10, 2007 5:44:43 am PDT #5789 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
A Letter to Optimus Prime From His GEICO Auto Insurance Agent
due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm.
sj - Jul 10, 2007 5:55:26 am PDT #5790 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Nora, tons of -ma to all of you.
vw bug - Jul 10, 2007 6:07:55 am PDT #5791 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SOX!
Nora, tons of ~ma headed all of your way.
In mememe news, I went to the nutritionist this morning, and I lost 3.5 pounds over the last four weeks! I'm so thrilled! I've finally broken the gain two pounds every six weeks curse that I've been cursed with for the last five years!!!!!
Nora Deirdre - Jul 10, 2007 6:11:42 am PDT #5792 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Awesome news, vw!!! Go you!
Thanks for ~ma, guys.
Ginger - Jul 10, 2007 6:17:16 am PDT #5793 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Happy Birthday, Sox!
hippocampus - Jul 10, 2007 6:19:15 am PDT #5794 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Thank you everybody! Ima go haz some chocolate.
Nora - lots of ~ma with extra birthday-spin on it.