A Letter to Optimus Prime From His GEICO Auto Insurance Agent
due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm.
Nora, tons of -ma to all of you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SOX!
Nora, tons of ~ma headed all of your way.
In mememe news, I went to the nutritionist this morning, and I lost 3.5 pounds over the last four weeks! I'm so thrilled! I've finally broken the gain two pounds every six weeks curse that I've been cursed with for the last five years!!!!!
Awesome news, vw!!! Go you!
Thanks for ~ma, guys.
Thank you everybody! Ima go haz some chocolate.
Nora - lots of ~ma with extra birthday-spin on it.
This is the wrong Portland! We're clear on this, yes?
Your Portland is totally about to gain a bunch of Baltimore ex-pats in the next few months. I know two couples moving there and one good friend. Crazy! I'll have to finally come visit!
Happy B'day, Sox! You want to have lunch later in the week, maybe?
Happy happies, Sox!!!
~ma to Tom's mom, Tom and Nora
Dan Radcliffe looks like Stuart Townsend in that photo.
Felictations on the Anniversary of Your Natal Day, Sox! (I never did say a proper hello. Hi!) And may the year ahead be a good one for you!
~ma as needed for Nora and Tom and mom.