Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done until we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.

'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jul 09, 2007 9:26:12 am PDT #5682 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is there a brand of stiff, narrow brush that would work for eyeliner application? The normal soft brushes get all over everything when I try and use them.

Oh! Man, I dreamt last night about high gloss fuck me red lipstick. Weird and obsessive. But now I want the pretty shiny shiny in many colours.


Atropa - Jul 09, 2007 9:34:12 am PDT #5683 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Is there a brand of stiff, narrow brush that would work for eyeliner application? The normal soft brushes get all over everything when I try and use them.

Yes, but I don't know the proper name of them. They're a flat, thin, angled brush. Mine come from the art supply store, because Pete is willing to examine every brush in a section before choosing one.

Who else sees MM with a bad Russian accent, re: Anastasia?

Bwah-ha-ha-ha!


Strix - Jul 09, 2007 9:35:08 am PDT #5684 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I just got shanked by a bat in a bra?!

Awesome...


JZ - Jul 09, 2007 9:38:34 am PDT #5685 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'll *cut* you! Hyah! *Shivshivshiv*

Wrong technique. For Erin, it should more properly be:

I'll *cut* you! Hyah! *put shiv on couch* *wait for Erin to sit down and shiv herself*


Miracleman - Jul 09, 2007 9:39:04 am PDT #5686 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I just got shanked by a bat in a bra?!

Awesome...

Just what you asked for in your letter to Santa.

Freak.


Connie Neil - Jul 09, 2007 9:40:30 am PDT #5687 of 10001
brillig

OK, I looked at the first real estate porn, saw the picture of the Castle, thought "Wow!", saw the note "one bath" and went "I guess I know why the building's for sale, then, if there's only one bath in the whole thing--oh, wait."


NoiseDesign - Jul 09, 2007 9:40:33 am PDT #5688 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Did someone say Santa in a bra?


Laga - Jul 09, 2007 9:40:48 am PDT #5689 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

MM I was going to send you a story but it didn't happen to me it happened to a friend of mine who was working tech support so I figured it's not really what you're looking for but it's still funny so I'ma gonna post it.

A guy tells my friend Tod that his disc drive isn't working (this is back in the days of 3.5" floppies.) So Tod asks, "is the door closed?"

The guy says, "just a sec," and Tod hears the sound of footsteps and a door closing. Then the guy gets back on the phone and whispers, "OK- it's closed."


juliana - Jul 09, 2007 9:56:10 am PDT #5690 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I'll *cut* you! Hyah! *put shiv on couch* *wait for Erin to sit down and shiv herself*

HAHAHAHA!! It's funny 'cause it's true.


Toddson - Jul 09, 2007 10:17:22 am PDT #5691 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

oh Laga (and MM), in my previous job I was the first level of help for tech support and we had one crazy - really really crazy - woman on staff who thought she knew everything about computers and she'd start spouting off what was wrong and what she wanted done. Everything from putting in a new disk drive (yes, back in the days of 3.5" floppies) to recabling the entire office (the week after it'd been recabled). She'd also hold forth - at length and top volume - to anyone who didn't get away about what they should do about their computers.