I'll *cut* you! Hyah! *Shivshivshiv*
Wrong technique. For Erin, it should more properly be:
I'll *cut* you! Hyah! *put shiv on couch* *wait for Erin to sit down and shiv herself*
Lindsey: Why--why did you... Lorne: One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be. Lindsey: You kill me? A flunky?! I'm not just...Angel...kills me. You...Angel... Lorne: Good night, folks.
'Not Fade Away'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JZ - Jul 09, 2007 9:38:34 am PDT #5685 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Miracleman - Jul 09, 2007 9:39:04 am PDT #5686 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I just got shanked by a bat in a bra?!
Awesome...
Just what you asked for in your letter to Santa.
Freak.
Connie Neil - Jul 09, 2007 9:40:30 am PDT #5687 of 10001
brillig
OK, I looked at the first real estate porn, saw the picture of the Castle, thought "Wow!", saw the note "one bath" and went "I guess I know why the building's for sale, then, if there's only one bath in the whole thing--oh, wait."
NoiseDesign - Jul 09, 2007 9:40:33 am PDT #5688 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Did someone say Santa in a bra?
Laga - Jul 09, 2007 9:40:48 am PDT #5689 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
MM I was going to send you a story but it didn't happen to me it happened to a friend of mine who was working tech support so I figured it's not really what you're looking for but it's still funny so I'ma gonna post it.
A guy tells my friend Tod that his disc drive isn't working (this is back in the days of 3.5" floppies.) So Tod asks, "is the door closed?"
The guy says, "just a sec," and Tod hears the sound of footsteps and a door closing. Then the guy gets back on the phone and whispers, "OK- it's closed."
juliana - Jul 09, 2007 9:56:10 am PDT #5690 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I'll *cut* you! Hyah! *put shiv on couch* *wait for Erin to sit down and shiv herself*
HAHAHAHA!! It's funny 'cause it's true.
Toddson - Jul 09, 2007 10:17:22 am PDT #5691 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
oh Laga (and MM), in my previous job I was the first level of help for tech support and we had one crazy - really really crazy - woman on staff who thought she knew everything about computers and she'd start spouting off what was wrong and what she wanted done. Everything from putting in a new disk drive (yes, back in the days of 3.5" floppies) to recabling the entire office (the week after it'd been recabled). She'd also hold forth - at length and top volume - to anyone who didn't get away about what they should do about their computers.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 09, 2007 10:18:49 am PDT #5692 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Turning MM into a fruit bat? Very true.
We'd need to call him Eric and get a license for him.
Glamcookie - Jul 09, 2007 10:49:52 am PDT #5693 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Someone at work has an extra 4G iPhone he's gonna return if no one buys it. Quick, give me a reason not to buy it cause I'm THISCLOSE!
NoiseDesign - Jul 09, 2007 10:51:36 am PDT #5694 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Because you really want the 8GB. The 4G is kinda constrained on space.