Well, I have been shopping and ended up getting a couple of Chocolate Pens
why did I see chocolate penis in this sentence?
I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?
Book ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Jul 05, 2007 5:51:54 pm PDT #5456 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Trudy Booth - Jul 05, 2007 5:52:50 pm PDT #5457 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
why did I see chocolate penis in this sentence?
Because you wanted to?
Ailleann - Jul 05, 2007 5:56:10 pm PDT #5458 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
why did I see chocolate penis in this sentence?
Now I'm just surprised that I didn't.
SuziQ - Jul 05, 2007 6:34:24 pm PDT #5459 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I had to take care when I typed it originally to make sure I wrote pens.
SuziQ - Jul 05, 2007 9:18:43 pm PDT #5460 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Echo...echo...echo...echo...echo...
Laga - Jul 05, 2007 9:20:24 pm PDT #5461 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
quack.
SuziQ - Jul 05, 2007 9:24:03 pm PDT #5462 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I should be asleep.
If not asleep, I should be working on homework.
But what am I doing? Futzing around the internet...just wandering about.
Fay - Jul 05, 2007 9:50:48 pm PDT #5463 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
HURRAH! THE SUMMER HOLIDAY STARTS NOW!!!!
jumps around lots, flailing excitedly.
So, my little Paul, as part of his concerted effort to convince me that I should let him have Barney The Dog over the summer, brought in a card today with a photo of him and Barney at the temple on the front of it, and several scenes of him and Barney hanging out having fun at the temple, at the beach and at the tennis courts inside the card. And a painstakingly-penned message: 'Good bye Miss [Fay] I will miss you, from Paul'.
I was slain.
So he's got Barney for the summer (secretly - Paul is well aware that This Is Not Fair, but he wants it so so much, bless him) and if he does a couple of lines of writing every week to tell me what's going on with him and Barney, and shows me when he comes back next year, then he can keep Barney forever. (Because he really needs to keep practicing with his writing, and this is a good motivator.)
No toy dog has ever been more cherished, I'm telling you. Never. And Barney is no longer the pristine fluffy little thing he was at the start of the year, but in Paul's eyes he is. (When I bought Sam The Bear at the bring and buy sale a month ago, and Sam is VERY adorable INDEED, Paul was clearly torn. And he was all 'who is taking Sam home tonight? I think I should take Sam home and give him a bath' and I said 'But Sam is brand new, and still has the label, and clearly does not need a bath...Paul! Don't you love Barney any more?!!!' And he was stricken, and said 'Yes! Yes I still love Barney BEST! I just thought...but I love Barney the MOST!' - and he does, even though clearly Barney is older and more lived-in now, and no longer the fluffy wee thing he once was.) Gah. God, I'm even choking up just typing it. Their love is OMG So True. Move over Velveteen Rabbit. It kills me ded.
One of the other kids randomly said this morning "...Paul really likes Barney, doesn't he?" In a sort of marvelling way.
Ah, kids. So much cuteness.
I've purchased a new toy cat for next year, and am other eyeing cuddly toys in the shops thoughtfully. (But I think I'm keeping Sam The Bear for myself, because he's VERY cuddly. I sort of have to force myself to let the kids have him. Um. So he's coming home with me from now on.)
Anyhoo, hope you all had a cracking fourth of July? I'm now in the early afternoon of the sixth of July, and my mate flies in from Pakistan tonight. Tomorrow we're off to Koh Samui for a couple of days of R&R.
...I clearly missed Juliana's tattoo, and I've tried to find it by threadsucking, which I think means I've now missed even more things, somehow. Anyone point me to a linky link?
bats eyelashes hopefully
askye - Jul 06, 2007 1:33:58 am PDT #5464 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Fay here is Juliana's lovely tattoo - [link]
Hooray for holidays! And Paul sounds like the sweetest little boy.
Volans - Jul 06, 2007 3:11:08 am PDT #5465 of 10001
move out and draw fire
OMG I HATE FOX NEWS SOOOO MUCH
ok, better now.
Hope all Murricans had a happy Fourth! I have been away from the interwebs for far too long, but I'm not sure I'm going to get back for a bit.
I miss you guys though.