Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 27, 2007 11:03:31 am PDT #4571 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

adventures in (lack of) A/C, by Nora:

Before giant heat wave, we discover that the burning smell we noticed last week was actually the HVAC motor destroying itself. D'oh! However, we survive through copious cold showers, no indoor cooking, and retreats to the shady yard. Today, I show up for work, and the a/c is broken there, too. D'oh! D'oh! I go home because no a/c at home is miles better than no a/c at work. Guys show up to replace the motor, yay! It cost $674. BOO.

I CAN HAZ LANDLORD PLZ?


sj - Jun 27, 2007 11:14:07 am PDT #4572 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Nora, I hope you're nice and cool now. I just arrived at Mom's where there is central air, and I may have to sleep in the living room at the apartment because that's where our only AC is. No one should be without AC when it's this hot.


Scrappy - Jun 27, 2007 11:18:06 am PDT #4573 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Nora, if you had a landlord, they'd be promising you repairs on Friday, so you'ld stay home from work and swelter no one would come or call to explain why. After you leave many ever more furious messages, a guy would finally show up next Tuesday.

Signed, Have Had Some Horrendous Landlords


Vortex - Jun 27, 2007 11:20:20 am PDT #4574 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Why God, WHY?!?!? Spats

Vortex - can I call you and put you on speakerphone? That would just make the day perfect.

you have my cell, right?


vw bug - Jun 27, 2007 11:20:37 am PDT #4575 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Hec and JZ, what a scary day. Hugs to you all and to EM too. And much as I hate hospitalization, it usually gives me the kick in the pants I need to get back on track and find a little hope. I hope that if EM needs a hospitalization that it will do that for her.

Poor Nora! What is with today?

Also, it's freaking hot out. It's so hot out that I don't want to know what the temperature it is. I may never leave my air conditioned apartment again.


Atropa - Jun 27, 2007 11:26:23 am PDT #4576 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Why God, WHY?!?!? Spats

Wow. Those are horrible spats. And I *like* the idea of spats! [link] (Warning, flash intro thingummie. But gorgeous spats!)


vw bug - Jun 27, 2007 11:27:34 am PDT #4577 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Also, I have a new money-suck love: [link]


juliana - Jun 27, 2007 11:28:56 am PDT #4578 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Why God, WHY?!?!? Spats

It's less the spats and more the posing on top of the toilet. To which I say "huh?" and chug Fernet.


P.M. Marc - Jun 27, 2007 11:30:46 am PDT #4579 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

It's less the spats and more the posing on top of the toilet. To which I say "huh?" and chug Fernet.

I think this is your default response to wrong things today...


Glamcookie - Jun 27, 2007 11:35:13 am PDT #4580 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Deleted to protect the innocent me.