When we landed here you said you needed a few days to get space worthy again and is there somethin' wrong with your bunk?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Jun 26, 2007 8:42:53 am PDT #4334 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hi Bitches!

Congrats on the home, Vortex -- too bad about the windows! Hopefully you'll get a nice fat discount out of it.

It's approximately five thousand degrees outside, and D is dealing with the heat by sleeping peacefully in his Amby just as long as I stay awake to keep it rocking AT ALL TIMES. (He's also willing to sleep peacefully in my arms, but I can only play Human Rocking Chair for so long before my wrists give out from supporting his head. Plus, babies is HOT. At some point the comforts of Being Held By Mommy are outweighed by the discomforts of Mommy's Sweaty Arms.)

My mother is here this week, and is currently cleaning my kitchen. She's been cleaning my kitchen for two days now. I am terribly embarrassed that I let it get that bad, but not ashamed enough to take over the cleaning.


DavidS - Jun 26, 2007 8:43:18 am PDT #4335 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It was only after I read the account of Berlin's decadent era Voluptuous Panic that I discovered that there really were gangs of "Wild Boys" roaming in Berlin during the 30s, which inspired Wm. Burroughs to write about them.

Of course, anybody can stick "wild" and "boys" together, but I do think Duran Duran were bouncing off those origins.

The original Wild Boys were gangs of boy prostitutes, basically.


Tom Scola - Jun 26, 2007 8:44:02 am PDT #4336 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Hi, Jess! I love your tagline!


ChiKat - Jun 26, 2007 8:46:01 am PDT #4337 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

It's Mommy Jessica! Don't worry about the kitchen. You've been busy making a person.


Jessica - Jun 26, 2007 8:48:01 am PDT #4338 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I love your tagline!

Hee! Thank you!

Don't worry about the kitchen. You've been busy making a person.

True that. If nothing else, I couldn't really bend down far enough to reach most of the cleaning supplies for the past couple of months anyway.


sj - Jun 26, 2007 8:49:58 am PDT #4339 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jessica! Let your mother take care of the kitchen, and don't feel guilty about it. You'll likely be doing the same for D someday.


Steph L. - Jun 26, 2007 9:05:58 am PDT #4340 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Jess, I've been following your pictures on Flickr, and (1) DZ is utterly beautiful, and (b) you look way too well-rested for a new mama. (I don't doubt that you actually *aren't* well-rested, but your appearance suggests otherwise.)

::snerkity snerk::

I knew that some people would get it, and I thought that you would be one of them.

Heh. That's partly b/c just a few days ago, The Boy and I were arguing about the correct way to spell it.


JZ - Jun 26, 2007 9:46:08 am PDT #4341 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Okay, this is officially the sweetest picture in the history of EVAR.


Polter-Cow - Jun 26, 2007 9:47:14 am PDT #4342 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

When I saw the title, I thought it was a re-creation of that picture of a rabbit with a pancake on its head. But with a baby.


Toddson - Jun 26, 2007 9:52:32 am PDT #4343 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I, personally, got all sniffly at the sight of this.

edited to get the link working