Becky! Welcome Ms. Lurkernomore. My most favorite SIL is named Becky so you have points already.
I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura - May 28, 2007 3:24:41 pm PDT #431 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Laga - May 28, 2007 3:44:51 pm PDT #432 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Gah. My sister says her husband (the one who said I am nothing to him, a non person) needs to use our printer. I feel like telling him to go ask a person. We are trying to be a supportive family so that when sister realizes what a Big Damn Mistake she's made she knows we are there for her and she doesn't blame us. Mom says I should let them in and go take the dog for a walk. Anyway I just needed to vent. GAH!
Zenkitty - May 28, 2007 3:48:54 pm PDT #433 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Tell her, sorry, you only have a non-printer.
There's supportive, and there's enabling.
Laga - May 28, 2007 3:49:37 pm PDT #434 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Tell her, sorry, you only have a non-printer.
Bwah!
tommyrot - May 28, 2007 3:49:38 pm PDT #435 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
eta: non-printer non-non-expost....
Can you go for a walk and take your printer with you? And in its place, leave a cardboard box labeled "Non-person's non-printer"?
ION, thank you all for the kitty support. I feel so upset that my sense of humor is gone. Mostly, anyway - after it was done and they took Senor's body away, I did turn to my friend and say, "I think I'll go back there and tell them I changed my mind."
Yeah, I suppose it wasn't very funny, but....
Laga - May 28, 2007 3:50:38 pm PDT #436 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Can you go for a walk and take your printer with you? And in its place, leave a cardboard box labeled "Non-person's non-printer"?
LOL! I have to send you guys' quips to my Mom!
Trudy Booth - May 28, 2007 3:58:20 pm PDT #437 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Actually, Tom, that is funny as hell. Dark humor can be a beautiful thing.
Sean K - May 28, 2007 4:08:42 pm PDT #438 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
after it was done and they took Senor's body away, I did turn to my friend and say, "I think I'll go back there and tell them I changed my mind."
Yeah, I suppose it wasn't very funny, but....
tommy, that's effing hilarious.
I should tell you about the time I went to a very close friend's Catholic funeral (she died way too young). After, as a carful of us were headed to the cemetary for the burial, we couldn't help but make jokes about the transsubstantiation of the host, saying things like "Ding, your Jesus is ready," and, "It tastes like Jesus, Tastes just like Jesus."
You're fine compared to the special Hell I'll be going to.
brenda m - May 28, 2007 4:11:57 pm PDT #439 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Mostly, anyway - after it was done and they took Senor's body away, I did turn to my friend and say, "I think I'll go back there and tell them I changed my mind."
Heh. That has to have been Miriam. I'm glad you had her (or whoever, iffin I'm wrong) with you there.
tommyrot - May 28, 2007 4:14:29 pm PDT #440 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, that was Miriam. I was there with her when her dog died, and later when one of her cats died. So she totally owed me.
But yeah, it helps so much to have someone else there.