Can you go for a walk and take your printer with you? And in its place, leave a cardboard box labeled "Non-person's non-printer"?
LOL! I have to send you guys' quips to my Mom!
Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.
Tara ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - May 28, 2007 3:50:38 pm PDT #436 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Trudy Booth - May 28, 2007 3:58:20 pm PDT #437 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Actually, Tom, that is funny as hell. Dark humor can be a beautiful thing.
Sean K - May 28, 2007 4:08:42 pm PDT #438 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
after it was done and they took Senor's body away, I did turn to my friend and say, "I think I'll go back there and tell them I changed my mind."
Yeah, I suppose it wasn't very funny, but....
tommy, that's effing hilarious.
I should tell you about the time I went to a very close friend's Catholic funeral (she died way too young). After, as a carful of us were headed to the cemetary for the burial, we couldn't help but make jokes about the transsubstantiation of the host, saying things like "Ding, your Jesus is ready," and, "It tastes like Jesus, Tastes just like Jesus."
You're fine compared to the special Hell I'll be going to.
brenda m - May 28, 2007 4:11:57 pm PDT #439 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Mostly, anyway - after it was done and they took Senor's body away, I did turn to my friend and say, "I think I'll go back there and tell them I changed my mind."
Heh. That has to have been Miriam. I'm glad you had her (or whoever, iffin I'm wrong) with you there.
tommyrot - May 28, 2007 4:14:29 pm PDT #440 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, that was Miriam. I was there with her when her dog died, and later when one of her cats died. So she totally owed me.
But yeah, it helps so much to have someone else there.
vw bug - May 28, 2007 4:15:24 pm PDT #441 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
{{{tommyrot}}} I'm so sorry, you. That all just happened so fast. I'm just so sorry.
DavidS - May 28, 2007 4:16:40 pm PDT #442 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm sorry, Tom.
I'm back from the wilds of Fremont where we won our tournament. The final was tied at 1-1 and went into extra innings. Our best player, Arlo hit a triple with a man on in the bottom of the 8th to win it.
Going back to last summer they've won their last three tournaments and 20 games in a row. They're going to be insufferable.
Emmett had fun though he was in a hitting slump the last couple days. But he made a lot of key plays in the field and pitched successfully yesterday so it's okay.
I'm fried and sun dazzled. The world gets very small at these tournaments where you're spending three days in a row sitting on the same middle school baseball bleachers.
I've got one more regular season game of the team I manage. Then we're in the playoffs. Then another tournament at the end of June. Then there's the all-star season in July, which is a whole other thing. No wonder I'm always so relieved when September comes.
Matilda seemed glad to see me when I got home. I flopped on the floor and let her hang onto me and she managed to pull-stand up for the first time (that I know of).
Steph L. - May 28, 2007 4:19:48 pm PDT #443 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
tommyrot, I know it was the best choice for Senor Sock, but I'm so sorry that the situation existed where you had to make it. He was damned lucky to have you as his human.
sj - May 28, 2007 4:19:50 pm PDT #444 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Yay, Hec and Emmett! Congratulations on the win!
vw bug - May 28, 2007 4:21:19 pm PDT #445 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Oh, Hec! How exciting for you guys! Congratulations.
I am so very, very sunburned. I'm afraid to take off my top; it's going to hurt very, very badly. And I have no good lotion to put on it. And the grocery store and pharmacy are closed, so no getting any until tomorrow.
Can I get a collective, "OUCH!"?