Anyway, Emmett was awesome at catcher in tonight's game. He threw out two baserunners at third, and pounced on a short bunt and threw out a baserunner at first. That's three out of eighteen outs (in a six inning game). And it's really hard to throw somebody out in Pony League when they've basically got a running start and are halfway to the bag before the catcher gets the ball. But Emmett threw perfect laser beam throws and erased them.
t Cartman voice
Kick ass!
t /Cartman voice
I always hated when teams would put the second-worst* player in at catcher, because it's such an important position.
*(Worst player, of course, gets exiled to right field, where they can scratch their butt and look at flowers undisturbed....until a leftie comes up to bat.)
ION, v. v. V. tired.
First official day of summer here. Ben is outside shooting baskets in the free-standing net it took Stephen, oh, roughly seventeen hours to assemble yesterday. Sara is sitting in a kid-sized camp chair watching with a ... calculator. Apparently, it's the Best Toy Ever.
Sara is sitting in a kid-sized camp chair watching with a ... calculator. Apparently, it's the Best Toy Ever.
If you enter the right numbers and flip it over, you can spell words. Like "hELL."
If you enter the right numbers and flip it over, you can spell words. Like "hELL."
If she's figured out how to do that at three and a half, I'm getting her on Letterman.
Excuse me. I seem to have hiccups.
And "BOOBIES."
Heh. In 5th grade, I don't think any of us figured out that one.
ahhh... the good part of summer, when no one is bored.
ahhh... the good part of summer, when no one is bored.
yeah, that's scheduled for about seventeen minutes from now.
I haba code.
And I hab bo much boo do.
But all I wanna do ib bleep.
