We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.

Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Jun 24, 2007 9:29:57 pm PDT #4039 of 10001

Ugh. I hope ND's hotel, full of children as it may be, is better than mine. Which is full-on CREEPY.

Unfortunatley, not staying at the place I thought I was, forgot it wasn't available and I had to book elsewhere. And elsewhere? IS CREEPY. Also, has no working elevator. And is CREEPY.

But everything else is booked.


Pix - Jun 24, 2007 9:42:06 pm PDT #4040 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Um...sweetie, you can come back here if you'd like...?


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 24, 2007 9:43:34 pm PDT #4041 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I'd go with that offer, fer sure.


meara - Jun 24, 2007 9:44:56 pm PDT #4042 of 10001

Yeah, but don't really wanna drive 30 miles in rush hour traffic. Am hoping it'll be less creepy come morning.


vw bug - Jun 25, 2007 3:31:33 am PDT #4043 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Poor meara! I hope things look better this morning!

I must get much done today. This summer is already flying by. I have no idea how I'm going to complete everything I need to! Summer break? Where's the break part???


Steph L. - Jun 25, 2007 5:12:22 am PDT #4044 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Anyway, Emmett was awesome at catcher in tonight's game. He threw out two baserunners at third, and pounced on a short bunt and threw out a baserunner at first. That's three out of eighteen outs (in a six inning game). And it's really hard to throw somebody out in Pony League when they've basically got a running start and are halfway to the bag before the catcher gets the ball. But Emmett threw perfect laser beam throws and erased them.

t Cartman voice Kick ass! t /Cartman voice

I always hated when teams would put the second-worst* player in at catcher, because it's such an important position.

*(Worst player, of course, gets exiled to right field, where they can scratch their butt and look at flowers undisturbed....until a leftie comes up to bat.)

ION, v. v. V. tired.


Amy - Jun 25, 2007 5:27:11 am PDT #4045 of 10001
Because books.

First official day of summer here. Ben is outside shooting baskets in the free-standing net it took Stephen, oh, roughly seventeen hours to assemble yesterday. Sara is sitting in a kid-sized camp chair watching with a ... calculator. Apparently, it's the Best Toy Ever.


tommyrot - Jun 25, 2007 5:29:12 am PDT #4046 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sara is sitting in a kid-sized camp chair watching with a ... calculator. Apparently, it's the Best Toy Ever.

If you enter the right numbers and flip it over, you can spell words. Like "hELL."


Amy - Jun 25, 2007 5:30:20 am PDT #4047 of 10001
Because books.

If you enter the right numbers and flip it over, you can spell words. Like "hELL."

If she's figured out how to do that at three and a half, I'm getting her on Letterman.


Amy - Jun 25, 2007 5:30:22 am PDT #4048 of 10001
Because books.

Excuse me. I seem to have hiccups.