I'm just, uh, just feeling kinda... truthsome right now. And, uh... life's just too damn short for ifs and maybes.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - May 27, 2007 3:00:00 pm PDT #386 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

You go for fabulous because your post about it sounded cheerful and we've (because, lo, I shall speak for all) missed you being cheerful. My personal theory is Emily Should Be Happy and Have a Fabulous Job.


ChiKat - May 27, 2007 3:17:05 pm PDT #387 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Emily!!!

My personal theory is Emily Should Be Happy and Have a Fabulous Job.

This is not a theory. It is scientific fact. Yay for Fabulousness!!!!


Pix - May 27, 2007 3:54:09 pm PDT #388 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I feel so sorry for our waiter.


-t - May 27, 2007 4:05:50 pm PDT #389 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think we need to gather more data while Emily is Happy and Has a Fabulous Job, just to be absolutely sure. Scientific method and all.


Zenkitty - May 27, 2007 4:08:19 pm PDT #390 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It is thundering loudly, and I am tipsy. The power is coming and going. There's nothing good on tv.

More bulletins as events warrant.


Volans - May 27, 2007 5:37:52 pm PDT #391 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Wait...a graduation in a church? Are they worried about vampires getting the grads?

We had a nice thunderstorm, followed somewhat later by fireworks. I guess the fireworks were for Memorial Day?


Volans - May 27, 2007 6:19:10 pm PDT #392 of 10001
move out and draw fire

breakfast burrito, much later:

lol-presidents has some absolutely hysterical ones. [link]


JZ - May 27, 2007 6:19:37 pm PDT #393 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Just got a call from Hec -- Emmett's team won both its games today (one respectable win, one 25-4 slaughter) so they'll be sticking around for the finals tomorrow. All the boys are right now in the swimming pool of a Fremont motel, splashing around and feeling sassy. So, yay!

But, bleah. I spent the afternoon cleaning our bathroom, which desperately needed it, and said task included (whitefonted for extreme revoltingness) dragging almost an entire human head's worth of smelly, slimy blond and gray hairs out of the sink drain, following which I decided that cleaning for the day was Over. I went to the corner store to buy a bottle of stout to cleanse me of the filth, and found that they don't take the one credit card I have. Back home, I discovered that the gin is gone, so my back-up martini plan is also out. And Matilda just caressed my face lovingly and jammed one razorlike fingernail up my nose.

All of which is extremely first world nibbled by ducks (though at least not quite my-diamond-shoes-are-too-tight), so somebody please tell me you wish you had a root and a husband so I can STFU.

t /mememe


P.M. Marc - May 27, 2007 6:28:17 pm PDT #394 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

And Matilda just caressed my face lovingly and jammed one razorlike fingernail up my nose.

OUCH!!!!!!!

My nose aches in sympathy. That hurts like a motherfucker.


Volans - May 27, 2007 6:33:01 pm PDT #395 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I'm thinking that the whole nose-jabbing thing is pretty universal.

Nobody ever mentioned how much babies hurt. I mean seriously - Mal beats the crap out of me.