Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.

'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - Jun 22, 2007 1:09:00 pm PDT #3783 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

gratuitous boobage.

Two words that make absolutely no sense placed together.

Unlike "adorable Pete."

Yeah, yeah. I know. The List. Straight to the top-cakes. It's my destiny.


EpicTangent - Jun 22, 2007 1:16:28 pm PDT #3784 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Unlike "adorable Pete."

I don't think I ever related this little story...

After SF2F I was telling some story to a friend here, and made some point about "just adore(ing) Pete." Apparently I overemphasized the point because she interrupted me with, "Pete's adorable. Got it." I almost fell over laughing. (Then had to explain why that was so freakin' funny). But I swear I wasn't even trying! The adorableness just shines through!

I'm not sure if I've ever visited THE LIST before. Sure is good company.

edited 'cause I couldn't let my redundancy stand.


Polter-Cow - Jun 22, 2007 1:52:37 pm PDT #3785 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My boss took the day off today. Yesterday, he said, "Only call if someone dies."

Guess what happened today.


Sean K - Jun 22, 2007 1:53:59 pm PDT #3786 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Who gets to make the call?


Sean K - Jun 22, 2007 1:55:07 pm PDT #3787 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And, hey! Now you have the perfect way to open the phone call:

"So, [boss]. You know how yesterday, you said not to call unless somebody dies? Guess what?"


Polter-Cow - Jun 22, 2007 1:56:43 pm PDT #3788 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Actually, I had totally forgotten about that. He was the one who brought it up. It was a patient on a trial, and I had to call him to ask how to do the spontaneous reporting, since no one else from safety was here. And then he noted his prescient joke.


Maria - Jun 22, 2007 1:57:33 pm PDT #3789 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Damn, P-C. I'm sorry.


Polter-Cow - Jun 22, 2007 2:03:08 pm PDT #3790 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, there's nothing to be sorry about. It's just work. It's kind of funny, in an "I don't know the patient or their family" way.

I just hope this isn't some curse of his, and every time he says, "Only call me if someone dies," someone dies. That could be disconcerting.


sj - Jun 22, 2007 2:06:25 pm PDT #3791 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That's too bad, P-C.

I made the mistake of having a glass of wine before dinner was ready. Drunk now. Good thing I'm not the one cooking tonight.


EpicTangent - Jun 22, 2007 2:06:48 pm PDT #3792 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I just hope this isn't some curse of his, and every time he says, "Only call me if someone dies," someone dies. That could be disconcerting.

Just tell him from now on, his parting line is, "Don't call unless someone wins the lottery."

Might as well use his new superpower for good.