I just hope this isn't some curse of his, and every time he says, "Only call me if someone dies," someone dies. That could be disconcerting.
Just tell him from now on, his parting line is, "Don't call unless someone wins the lottery."
Might as well use his new superpower for good.
I made the mistake of having a glass of wine before dinner was ready. Drunk now.
Damn, you're a lightweight!
Just tell him from now on, his parting line is, "Don't call unless someone wins the lottery."
Heh. "I wish I had a million dollars!"
"I wish I had a million dollars!"
"I just wanna be married!"
that's just odd ,P-C. Everytime Matt and I 'discussed' his devotion to his work phone, my comment was 'what would they do if you were hit by a bus'? Then one of his co-workers was ( not fatally) . I stopped saying that.
My cat is starving, he is telling me, so I thought I'd share
Damn, you're a lightweight!
I really am. I blame it on being so short.
To: MFNlaw & EpicTangent
Re: The A word
*Sigh*
Well, at least you're both proactive enough to automatically put yourselves on the LIST.
eta: Epic, your anecdote was equal parts funny and disturbing.
Random extremely humorous Penny Arcade strip: [link]
Sean, that comic strip pretty well captured what the inside of my head is like most of the time.
"If these are indeed the Gayzor Mountains, we can safely assume that the inhabitants share certain customs."
Sean, I used that "If these are indeed the Gayzor Mountains" line as a tag for a while.