You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Jun 19, 2007 9:05:59 pm PDT #3365 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Give it a kick or something.
Do not whomp on the computer. That's just mean.

Backflung.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 19, 2007 9:07:44 pm PDT #3366 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Reflung.

Which sounds like a gag reflex.


§ ita § - Jun 19, 2007 9:10:27 pm PDT #3367 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's not "my" chocolate shop is it, Cass? I mean, the one Plei went to and got the figgy stuff?

I love those guys. I've offered to work for them, to photograph their chocolates so they can put an insert into their boxes. They do weird flavours--it wasn't for a few boxes before I bumped into a cherry cordial, and it's hard enough to remember what is what even when you have one of the makers explain it to you. They need a photo guide in each box, and I need to eat every chocolate I must photograph in the name of meticulous documentation.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 19, 2007 9:13:33 pm PDT #3368 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

ita needs to visit Seattle. IJS. A lot.


Cass - Jun 19, 2007 9:22:59 pm PDT #3369 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Which sounds like a gag reflex.
Which? Now that you mention it? Ewwwww.

That's not "my" chocolate shop is it, Cass? I mean, the one Plei went to and got the figgy stuff?
Sadly, no. It's Portland, not Seattle. And, while it has an amazing selection of candies and chocolates, one of the main draws is a really darling young thing of a boy. Come to think of it? Yeah, you'd like this place...

And there are good chocolates too.

Also? He's real purty. And legal. Certainly legal enough.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 19, 2007 9:24:18 pm PDT #3370 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Yes, cass, but you'd have to actually ask him out to make the 'legal enough' fact matter.


Cass - Jun 19, 2007 9:26:19 pm PDT #3371 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Hey Pete, can I borrow your wife for a bit? I ... need her help on something in no way related to the chocolate boy?

I honestly used to have flirt-fu.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 19, 2007 9:30:30 pm PDT #3372 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

The wife is soaking in the bath. You are out of luck. If she's not too tired, maybe she'll pop into the thread before bed.

Nighty night!


Cass - Jun 19, 2007 9:36:46 pm PDT #3373 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Baths are good!

Nah, she'll torture me plenty next time she is down here. And makes me try to Talk To The Cute Boy.

(which is good. but skeeeeeery.)


Atropa - Jun 19, 2007 9:49:21 pm PDT #3374 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Nah, she'll torture me plenty next time she is down here. And makes me try to Talk To The Cute Boy.

Remember, if you do not Talk To The Cute Boy, I will Talk To The Cute Boy For You, the next time I'm there. And I don't do subtle, so the conversation would be something like "Oh, I'm here visiting my friend Cass. Who, by the way, thinks you're very charming and attractive. You two should go out for coffee or something."