Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Volans - Jun 18, 2007 11:22:12 am PDT #3177 of 10001
move out and draw fire

God bless people with unsecured wireless networks.

I gave R a tour of the new house yesterday - I walked the laptop around with the webcam on it. He had his webcam on as well, so I felt like I was carrying his head around on a platter.


tommyrot - Jun 18, 2007 11:24:21 am PDT #3178 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I felt like I was carrying his head around on a platter.

Like Salome?


Connie Neil - Jun 18, 2007 11:24:34 am PDT #3179 of 10001
brillig

I felt like I was carrying his head around on a platter.

How Salome of you.

Edit: Hah! Most obscure crosspost ever!


Stephanie - Jun 18, 2007 11:25:03 am PDT #3180 of 10001
Trust my rage

Salome x-post. hee!


tommyrot - Jun 18, 2007 11:25:30 am PDT #3181 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ha! I am the victor in the biblical severed-head reference!


tommyrot - Jun 18, 2007 11:26:30 am PDT #3182 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Most obscure crosspost ever!

I think we've had more obscure, but I can't think of any off the top of my head. So to speak.


Connie Neil - Jun 18, 2007 11:28:52 am PDT #3183 of 10001
brillig

Sometimes, Tommy, I wonder how you got a copy of the contents of my brain.


tommyrot - Jun 18, 2007 11:31:03 am PDT #3184 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sometimes, Tommy, I wonder how you got a copy of the contents of my brain.

Yeah, when I was a kid, my mom was always telling me, "Put that strange brain down! You don't know where it's been!" But I never listened....


Connie Neil - Jun 18, 2007 11:31:40 am PDT #3185 of 10001
brillig

"Put that strange brain down! You don't know where it's been!"

Ah, that explains the strange scar and that missing time.


Sparky1 - Jun 18, 2007 11:34:38 am PDT #3186 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

God bless people with unsecured wireless networks.

Unfortunately, this doesn't help on campus.

::dries tears::

A friend sent an email to a large group of us to tell us when her C-section was going to (she hopes) happen and then went into a long, scary story about an allergic reaction that her son had that resulted in epi-pen use which ended abruptly with a "Love, (name)!" I feel like I didn't have time to recover from the shock of the story before she hung-up on me or something.

I spent Saturday on a friend's boat on the Potomac. And when I say boat I mean something that's built more like a second home and apparently gets 0.6 mpg. It was awesome. And I got to drive. Vrrroooom!