sj, I giggled at TCG's coffee mishap. Sorry!

Don't be sorry. It's funny. It will be even funnier when TCG finds out how much it costs to replace the tea kettle.

And ... Brokeback Mountain on Ice?

Hey, new baby!! Congrats, Jess and Ethan and hello, little D.Z.!

I like parenting stuff. It keeps me informed, and I like keeping my title of Font of All Things Knowledge.

I will admit, though, that there are times that I want to start a little club of the non-married, non-sprogged 'istas, just to get together once a month and say, "Everyone else still single and not-pregnant? Not just me? Okay."

Yeah, this here. I don't want kids. I like kids, but I like OPK's mostly, and I do not want to be a single parent -- parenting is a freaking hard job, and I think I'm a little too selfish. I think I'd be a good parent, but I don't want to be. I' m almost 35, and I'm still learning how to take care of me.

I am one of TWO single girls left in my circle of friends. 2 have children, one is pregnant, one is trying, and the other will be trying in about a year. I love my friends and their children are awesome...but I miss my single, crazy girlfriends, you know? They're still loads of crazy fun....but it's a different fun when most everyone is married, and you're not. And they're always trying to hook you up, with ANY single guy. Well, not any, but sometimes it feels like it.

I stayed up till 6 a.m. reading, and you KNOW this was the morning I had 5 phone calls before noon. Summer school starts on Monday and I am trying to get my slothful vaca reading/DVDing in before then.

Juliana, I go to bike shops with my DH looking like the regular-sort of 50-year-old person I am, and I always get loads of friendly "hey, a girl!" attention from the fellas. In your HAWTT case, the staff will be THRILLED to see you and will fall all over themselves to assist you.

Aw, Robin, thank you. The shop does have a rep for friendly staff - I'm just very much a proponent of Dressing Appropriately (even when it means Dressing Inappropriately).

it's a different fun when most everyone is married, and you're not. And they're always trying to hook you up, with ANY single guy. Well, not any, but sometimes it feels like it.

I know this feeling. I also got the "everyone else is buying a house, I should too!" feeling every once in a while.

Hivemind question - I got my hair done again Saturday. Kept the color, but had her cut it shorter. Big mistake - it's now kind of a shaggy/choppy pixie ...which wouldn't be bad, I kind of like it. BUT ... I have this cowlick I han't been aware of - right at the crown of my head. Suggestions on how to tame the wild cowlick? I use product to get it to stay choppy, but the cowlick seems to defeat it. Next time, I'll tell her I was wrong, thank her for doing what I asked, and hope she can fix it.

Todd, you might try a heavy texturizing product so that all your hair will look choppy pixie textures. You don't anything light like a mousse. The strong gel Ple mentioned should work. Try combing it in different directions and see if you can get a bit more compliance from your hair.

Hec! Could you please find me photos of mid-length to long bobs with bangs? I'm kinda-sorta thinking of cutting my hair.

(workday still sucks beyond the telling of it.)

Yeah, to what the rest of the single women said. But since I don't hang out with S. anymore, I don't get set up. Which is good for me, but not for comedy, because I don't hear things like "maybe he's a *little* schizophrenic!" anymore.

So today was Emmett's last day of elementary school (5th grade). I remember writing about his first day at Oceanview elementary on this board almost six years ago. I'm working this afternoon so I'm missing the graduation, but I dropped him off this morning and made sure I visited all his previous teachers and thanked them. It was nice to check in with them.

I don't know what we're going to do with him this summer. EM doesn't want him back at his usual summer camp because it's very near her psycho-Ex.

She's on disability leave through the end of the month so he can poke around for the next two weeks. Plus he's got baseball tournaments (which slop over onto weekdays) and he's officially a 10 y.o. All Star (separate from both the regular season and the tournament team) which will occupy some time in July.

I'm not sure how we're going to swing it. He's still too young to be left completely on his own during the day, but I'm not sure what kind of camp experience he'll want to do anymore.

I'm not sure what kind of camp experience he'll want to do anymore.

Did he already do circus camp? That seems like it'd like up with his physical abilities.