Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jun 14, 2007 9:09:39 am PDT #2660 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Well, she did say she was "almost ready to start pushing" so I'm thinking she didn't get the PUSH order at that time.

And I forgot what I was posting about next after being distracted by the phone. Or maybe I was distracted by GC boobage.


DavidS - Jun 14, 2007 9:11:17 am PDT #2661 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

They were getting impatient? Three hours is a lot of pushing.

Except for the obvious evil stalker aspect of this story, this sounds like it could be turned into a demented comedy. Man ordered to not have girlfriend.


Glamcookie - Jun 14, 2007 9:11:44 am PDT #2662 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

t runs through thread in boob-baring shirt

ION, I got an email from Yahoo! about job openings. I'm trying not to get too excited.


DavidS - Jun 14, 2007 9:17:10 am PDT #2663 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

runs through thread in boob-baring shirt

::gawps!::


Sean K - Jun 14, 2007 9:21:12 am PDT #2664 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yep. I loves the Buffistas.


Aims - Jun 14, 2007 9:34:53 am PDT #2665 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

To candy or not to candy??


tommyrot - Jun 14, 2007 9:37:46 am PDT #2666 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Candied Buffistas?


DavidS - Jun 14, 2007 9:38:20 am PDT #2667 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

To candy or not to candy??

You're wearing a turtleneck today, right? Hence, no cleavage, so no candy for you. If only you had followed GC's example...


Aims - Jun 14, 2007 9:39:18 am PDT #2668 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You're wearing a turtleneck today, right?

Nope. A v-neck faux-wrap shirt. Stretch. Curve hugging. And a push-up bra.


Sean K - Jun 14, 2007 9:39:21 am PDT #2669 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Don't candy, Aims.

Don't know why. It was just my surprising immediate response. I had this feeling that I should encourage you to eat healthy and avoid the candy today.