They were getting impatient? Three hours is a lot of pushing.
Except for the obvious evil stalker aspect of this story, this sounds like it could be turned into a demented comedy. Man ordered to not have girlfriend.
Tara: 'Your One-Stop Spot to Shop for Lots of New-Age and Occult Items.' Catchy. Giles: Think so? Tara: Uh huh. In a... hard to say sorta way.
'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jun 14, 2007 9:11:17 am PDT #2661 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Glamcookie - Jun 14, 2007 9:11:44 am PDT #2662 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
t runs through thread in boob-baring shirt
ION, I got an email from Yahoo! about job openings. I'm trying not to get too excited.
DavidS - Jun 14, 2007 9:17:10 am PDT #2663 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
runs through thread in boob-baring shirt
::gawps!::
Sean K - Jun 14, 2007 9:21:12 am PDT #2664 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Yep. I loves the Buffistas.
Aims - Jun 14, 2007 9:34:53 am PDT #2665 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
To candy or not to candy??
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2007 9:37:46 am PDT #2666 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Candied Buffistas?
DavidS - Jun 14, 2007 9:38:20 am PDT #2667 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
To candy or not to candy??
You're wearing a turtleneck today, right? Hence, no cleavage, so no candy for you. If only you had followed GC's example...
Aims - Jun 14, 2007 9:39:18 am PDT #2668 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You're wearing a turtleneck today, right?
Nope. A v-neck faux-wrap shirt. Stretch. Curve hugging. And a push-up bra.
Sean K - Jun 14, 2007 9:39:21 am PDT #2669 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Don't candy, Aims.
Don't know why. It was just my surprising immediate response. I had this feeling that I should encourage you to eat healthy and avoid the candy today.
Strix - Jun 14, 2007 9:40:37 am PDT #2670 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, that break-up letter art is awesome! I just sent it to all my girlfriends, most of whom are artists.
Alter-baby is chronologically-challenged. Poor Jess -- hope she is all done, like a maternal Thanksgiving turkey. But unstuffed.