Sean--a friend says the simplest way to be sure a bone is broken is to touch a humming tuning fork to it.
Much like the simplest way to see if a 9-volt battery is dead is to touch the terminals to your tongue....
I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Jun 13, 2007 12:50:12 pm PDT #2511 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Jun 13, 2007 12:53:35 pm PDT #2512 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I broke a toe once (but it was not the big one). I could hardly walk at all. Then I taped it to the toe next to it. After that, it hurt like hell to walk on it when I wore one particular pair of shoes, but when I wore a pair of jogging shoes it didn't hurt at all.
So, um... what is my point? Toes are weird. And, try the taping....
JZ - Jun 13, 2007 1:07:24 pm PDT #2513 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
In? do you know how often I say things like " my Buffy friends" or "on my boards .." .
IME, it really helped cut down on the confused blinking and puzzled faces to go and marry one of my Buffy board people -- marriage, I suppose, is such a spectacularly normal thing to do that it de-weirded the entire community in my non-Buffy people's eyes.
Though, hmmmm. Hec and I are only a sample of one. Is Nora around to report on the McWaringle experience?
tommyrot - Jun 13, 2007 1:12:20 pm PDT #2514 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
IME, it really helped cut down on the confused blinking and puzzled faces to go and marry one of my Buffy board people -- marriage, I suppose, is such a spectacularly normal thing to do that it de-weirded the entire community in my non-Buffy people's eyes.
Us Buffistas obviously need to all marry each other.
But the way I have in mind probably wouldn't make others think we're any less weird.
JZ - Jun 13, 2007 1:13:59 pm PDT #2515 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Well, I did say "one."
Though it can be a problem, narrowing it down to just the one. We're very pretty.
Polter-Cow - Jun 13, 2007 1:18:45 pm PDT #2516 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I still haven't e-mailed the girl I'm supposed to marry. Perhaps I can start out by saying, "Sorry, I've been too busy watching Life on Mars to say anything until now."
juliana - Jun 13, 2007 1:20:06 pm PDT #2517 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
We're very pretty.
We are at that.
My North Beach friends just think I'm deeply geeky. My mother has met many of you, but she wouldn't care how I met people, just that I get along with them. I don't think my grandmother grasps the concept, but she's barely mastered email.
Toddson - Jun 13, 2007 1:23:31 pm PDT #2518 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I tend to talk about "my imaginary internet friends" to people who know I'm in an online community.
Atropa - Jun 13, 2007 1:25:08 pm PDT #2519 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
My parents are not at all confused by my invisible friends that live in the glowy box. Heck, they've met some of you. Tho' I will admit I live in fear of my mom ever really getting the hang of teh interwebs. Tho' who knows, mom getting her own batch of invisible friends might be just what she needs.
ION, omg don't want to focus on work, and want to go bleach all the black out of my hair and dye it pink. Not that I will, but I'm still thinking longingly about doing so.
ChiKat - Jun 13, 2007 1:25:55 pm PDT #2520 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Go, wee Alter baby!!!! I hope Jess and Fone are feeling well and things are continuing apace.
Ouchie, Sean!! I've broken toes. It's no fun at all.
I've had a hectic day. Besides killing 5 cicadas with my car, I had 2 job interviews today. Count them. 1. 2. And, both are for full-time drama positions. And, both seemed to go very well. Yay!
I'm also headed to Tenn. to visit with the family tomorrow, so I've been trying to get everything ready for that. It's my dad's 70th birthday on Friday in addition to Daddy's Day.
Currently, I'm at school and have class in 30 minutes.