Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Jun 13, 2007 12:41:45 pm PDT #2508 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

In? do you know how often I say things like " my Buffy friends" or "on my boards .." .

In my case, several times a day.

Sean, I've broken my big toe and gone to the doctor with it, and all he did was tape it to the next two toes to immobilize it. Otherwise, all there is is ice, elevation and cursing. When I did it, the toe turned purple and then the purple worked its way up my foot in kind of a wide purple stripe. It was kind of entertaining.

Later, I spent eight years in karate and became pretty blase about broken toes.


beekaytee - Jun 13, 2007 12:46:18 pm PDT #2509 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

In? do you know how often I say things like " my Buffy friends" or "on my boards .." .

Oh dog. Me too. "We were discussing today, in my online community..blah, blah." My mundane friends appreciate y'all in a big way. They learn things they never would otherwise.

I've broken a toe and done the ice/sit with my leg elevated on a wall/taped it to the next two toes and everything turned out alright Sean. Except of course for the searing pain and the queasiness it caused.

I hope yours heals quickly.


§ ita § - Jun 13, 2007 12:47:58 pm PDT #2510 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sean--a friend says the simplest way to be sure a bone is broken is to touch a humming tuning fork to it.

I'm not saying you should, because the positive result is supposed to be that it hurts like a mofo. But if you do, I will note your sacrifice for science, since we can't find anyone who's actually tried it yet.

All that notwithstanding there's probably not much for you to do with it other than rest and try and keep the swelling down.


tommyrot - Jun 13, 2007 12:50:12 pm PDT #2511 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sean--a friend says the simplest way to be sure a bone is broken is to touch a humming tuning fork to it.

Much like the simplest way to see if a 9-volt battery is dead is to touch the terminals to your tongue....


tommyrot - Jun 13, 2007 12:53:35 pm PDT #2512 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I broke a toe once (but it was not the big one). I could hardly walk at all. Then I taped it to the toe next to it. After that, it hurt like hell to walk on it when I wore one particular pair of shoes, but when I wore a pair of jogging shoes it didn't hurt at all.

So, um... what is my point? Toes are weird. And, try the taping....


JZ - Jun 13, 2007 1:07:24 pm PDT #2513 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

In? do you know how often I say things like " my Buffy friends" or "on my boards .." .

IME, it really helped cut down on the confused blinking and puzzled faces to go and marry one of my Buffy board people -- marriage, I suppose, is such a spectacularly normal thing to do that it de-weirded the entire community in my non-Buffy people's eyes.

Though, hmmmm. Hec and I are only a sample of one. Is Nora around to report on the McWaringle experience?


tommyrot - Jun 13, 2007 1:12:20 pm PDT #2514 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

IME, it really helped cut down on the confused blinking and puzzled faces to go and marry one of my Buffy board people -- marriage, I suppose, is such a spectacularly normal thing to do that it de-weirded the entire community in my non-Buffy people's eyes.

Us Buffistas obviously need to all marry each other.

But the way I have in mind probably wouldn't make others think we're any less weird.


JZ - Jun 13, 2007 1:13:59 pm PDT #2515 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Well, I did say "one."

Though it can be a problem, narrowing it down to just the one. We're very pretty.


Polter-Cow - Jun 13, 2007 1:18:45 pm PDT #2516 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I still haven't e-mailed the girl I'm supposed to marry. Perhaps I can start out by saying, "Sorry, I've been too busy watching Life on Mars to say anything until now."


juliana - Jun 13, 2007 1:20:06 pm PDT #2517 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

We're very pretty.

We are at that.

My North Beach friends just think I'm deeply geeky. My mother has met many of you, but she wouldn't care how I met people, just that I get along with them. I don't think my grandmother grasps the concept, but she's barely mastered email.