Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Jun 12, 2007 2:44:01 pm PDT #2318 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Poor thing, there 6 hours and no room

No kidding! Are there laboring women stacked up in the halls?

Some hospitals put pregnant women in a triage area until they're actively laboring (or right up until they're ready to deliver). With Liv, I labored for HOURS in a teeny, stupid room behind a nurses' desk in the maternal triage area. They moved me into an L&D room about 6 hours after we got to the hospital. I disliked the setup because it was so different from what I had with Owen but I wasn't in mood to argue.


Amy - Jun 12, 2007 2:54:28 pm PDT #2319 of 10001
Because books.

Poor thing, there 6 hours and no room

No kidding! Are there laboring women stacked up in the halls?

Yikes. I missed that. Poor Jess.

Easiest ever was my L&D with Ben -- we were in a small town in Wyoming with only a 40-bed hospital. I showed up around 6 a.m., and there was no one else in OB. Poor Ben looked very lonely in the nursery later, though.


JZ - Jun 12, 2007 2:59:59 pm PDT #2320 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I was all alone in L&D when I got there after my water broke, and by the time I was pushing a day and a half later the unit was full and my doctor was sprinting back and forth between me and two other women.

Good times, good times.

And thanks for the updates, Laura, though I do hope Fone Bone gets a chance to be dogpiled with squeeing and a billion frantic/eager questionsquickly check in here.


amych - Jun 12, 2007 3:01:53 pm PDT #2321 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm no Fone, but the latest from Jess's twitter:

No beds. Came home. More later.


Cashmere - Jun 12, 2007 3:05:18 pm PDT #2322 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

No beds. Came home. More later.

Ouch. That sucks.


Stephanie - Jun 12, 2007 3:07:31 pm PDT #2323 of 10001
Trust my rage

Where are these updates coming from? Natter?

(I also stopped by to check in on Jess.)

I was stuck in the triage room too, only in my case it was because the midwife wasn't there and I guess the nurses thought I was a slightly hysterical first time mother. It was so tiny and hot. When I finally got to the L&D room, it was enormous! L&D likes carrots!

smonster, if you are around, I just discovered a picture of you holding Ellie at the hospital today. My mom had it on her computer and I'd never seen it. You can't see your face, but I can tell it's you!


JZ - Jun 12, 2007 3:09:59 pm PDT #2324 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

No beds. Came home. More later.

Oh, that's horrible. What the hell stoopid hospital is this?


Amy - Jun 12, 2007 3:11:02 pm PDT #2325 of 10001
Because books.

No beds. Came home. More later.

Oh, that's horrible. What the hell stoopid hospital is this?

Stoopid is right. Damn, that sucks.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 12, 2007 3:11:02 pm PDT #2326 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Where are these updates coming from? Natter?

Stephanie, Jessica linked a twitter blog page that looks like can be updated from her phone, in her Apocalyse post... [link]


-t - Jun 12, 2007 3:12:50 pm PDT #2327 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

They sent her home? I am bewildered and thinking about being outraged but keeping it tamped down until I have the facts.