1) This whole flowy, unstructured, over-the-hips top thing, especially the empire style. I have yet to see those kinds of tops truly flatter a woman with curves. I like empire, as long as there's structure underneath the bosom. These don't have it.
Heh. I'm wearing such a shirt right now, as a matter of fact.
That said, I don't like those shirts if they're in a fabric that's able to -- almost -- stand away from the body, rather than drape along it (NOT cling to it!), like gauze or even starched cotton, because it makes you look pregnant.
The shirt I'm wearing is a great stretchy jersey that drapes very well, and has a contrasting color band underneath the bosom.
So, really, it's not the kind that juliana dislikes. But her post made me giggle, since, superficially, I *am* wearing that kind of shirt, and it *does* go over my hips.
Oh, wait! Linky: [link] That's the exact shirt. God bless Target.
Ultra-low-rise jeans. These flatter no one. NO ONE!!!!!
Except those of us with really short legs and really short waists. They are a godsend to us since they don't come up to our belly buttons.
I am guaranteed to have one of those tops Juliana dislikes, and statistics lean towards it having puff sleeves. The puff sleeves probably look stupid with my embiggening delts, and for some reason I don't mind looking pregnant, if indeed I do.
I do hate wearing flip flops and wedges, though.
Ooo, Teppy, you may have given me a reason to go back into Target. I am not a fan of things that bring attention to my tits, but that shirt may work.
I'm wearing my Perky Goth t-shirt at the moment. Gilly the Perky Goth is always welcom on my bosom.
Except those of us with really short legs and really short waists. They are a godsend to us since they don't come up to our belly buttons.
Regular low-rise, yes. Ultra low-rise where you have to have a bikini wax to wear it in public? No.
I accidentally have wound up (online ordering of used things) with pants where the rise was low enough that I couldn't wear my ultra low rise panties without them showing.
Those would be the kind of pants in question.
Ooo, Teppy, you may have given me a reason to go back into Target. I am not a fan of things that bring attention to my tits, but that shirt may work.
It's flattering and is totally comfortable. Machine-washable, and $16. LOVE.
Regular low-rise, yes. Ultra low-rise where you have to have a bikini wax to wear it in public? No.
Exactly. Low-rise is a godsend to me, because of the whole no-torso thing. Ultra low rise of the kind Plei speaks of is what draws my hate.
But her post made me giggle, since, superficially, I *am* wearing that kind of shirt, and it *does* go over my hips.
You just gotta be difficult, dont'cha?? (Hee!)
I think low-rise pants have gotten lower over the past couple of years. The last time I bought jeans, I tried on what I thought were the exact same style I was replacing, but they only came about halfway up my hips so I ended up going with what was then being called "natural waist" or something.
Fatty McMe likes to have higher jeans for the pseudo-girdle effect it gives me. I may have muffin top, but at least I don't have a camel toe.
