This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Jun 06, 2007 4:48:47 pm PDT #1605 of 10001
Because books.

Pink habits?! Sara would love that!

(For the record, I am not really considering shipping her off to nuns. She's three. She says whatever the hell comes into her head. She parrots stuff she hears on TV and from us and her brothers with pretty much no filter on where or if it's appropriate. It's all normal. Just sometimes ... a little blushworthy. At least for her dad and me.)


Cashmere - Jun 06, 2007 4:56:54 pm PDT #1606 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Price to replace the laptop keyboard: $300. *sigh* I lost count of how many people asked me "how'd that happen?" I replied, "Do you HAVE a three year old? Do you know any three year olds?"

And it's the fucking "A" & "E" that I'm missing most on this computer. It's very hard to type without the letter covers on the keys.

I consoled myself by stopping off for a marguarita after my dress fitting.


vw bug - Jun 06, 2007 4:57:33 pm PDT #1607 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Cashmere, how frustrating.


meara - Jun 06, 2007 5:00:04 pm PDT #1608 of 10001

The Neutrogena tanning moisturizer thing is working for me, too. I hear good things about the Jergens stuff too, but haven't tried it.

Hil, I love SYTYCD!! But I'm a little bitter that I'm in a hotel room and not with a TiVO. :(


Pix - Jun 06, 2007 5:06:24 pm PDT #1609 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Cash, oh no! May your A's and E's return to you soon.

Try the Dove Energy Glow moisturizer. I've been using it for a week, and there's a noticeable but not orange!tan! difference.

Really? Oooo. Good to know!

I have just completed a monumental task: I have cleaned my laptop screen. Try not to die of shock. (It's pretty cool to be able to see everything clearly!)


vw bug - Jun 06, 2007 5:07:27 pm PDT #1610 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I have just completed a monumental task: I have cleaned my laptop screen. Try not to die of shock.

I need to do that. I bought the wipes to do it like six months ago, but only think about it when the laptop is *on*. One of these days...


Cashmere - Jun 06, 2007 5:09:00 pm PDT #1611 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

That reminds me, I need to tan for the wedding. Bridezilla said no Mystic Tan (she's afraid of orange). So I have to find a tanning place and get my pasty ass in there pronto.

Why can't it be a gothy wedding? Why must I have a "healthy glow?"


meara - Jun 06, 2007 5:11:41 pm PDT #1612 of 10001

The bride is MAKING YOU TAN? Oh my god. That's insane. Also, cancerous. Geez. I say use the Dove/Neutrogena or whatever.


Cashmere - Jun 06, 2007 5:13:38 pm PDT #1613 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

The bride is my twin sister, so yeah. Gotta tan. If I get skin cancer I'm sending her the bill.


Steph L. - Jun 06, 2007 5:20:19 pm PDT #1614 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I want:

  • more bookshelves
  • a maid
  • to go back to Mendocino and just chill by the water for a month or so