Beyond hating T3's plot, Mr. Carnivale Without a Face and Ms. Cries A Lot were absolutely horrid (and possibly seemed embarrassed to be there).
I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.
Dawn ,'Beneath You'
Boxed Set, Vol. IV: It's always suicide-mission this, save-the-planet that.
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" (read: sci fi or fantasy) show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.
Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.
This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.
Juliebird - Jan 14, 2008 9:33:48 am PST #9377 of 10001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
askye - Jan 14, 2008 9:38:23 am PST #9378 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Dana I was going ot say, I haven't seen Highlander II but it can't be as bad as the latest Highlander. Yes it had Methos but he was running around looking fugly in that jacket oh and the magical baby. Anything with a magical baby I think ranks worse than they were aliens.
Emily - Jan 14, 2008 10:15:24 am PST #9379 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
In a universe which contains the movie "The Avengers", those are just moderately mediocre.
Jessica - Jan 14, 2008 10:29:01 am PST #9380 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In a universe which contains the movie "The Avengers", those are just moderately mediocre.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Sim0ne
The Messenger
T3 was bad, but I doubt it'd even crack my personal top ten.
sumi - Jan 14, 2008 11:05:43 am PST #9381 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Bear McCreary talks about the Terminator soundtrack.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 14, 2008 11:45:27 am PST #9382 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Pfft! Amateurs. I've sat through House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and The Crow: Wicked Prayer. Highlander 2 could've won awards if those had been its only competition.
Hmm. Two of them were made by Uwe Boll, and two starred Tara Reid. At least there are patterns to look for when avoiding future bombs.
Ginger - Jan 14, 2008 11:52:05 am PST #9383 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Then there's the question of whether the SciFi "originals" count as movies. That would widen the field considerably.
Laura - Jan 14, 2008 12:00:05 pm PST #9384 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
SciFi originals deserve their very own category.
tommyrot - Jan 14, 2008 12:02:04 pm PST #9385 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Then there's the question of whether the SciFi "originals" count as movies. That would widen the field considerably.
Oh, they transcend such categories as "movies"....
I mean, really. How could there be a movie called "Mansquito"? And yet there is something called that with the length of a movie that can be watched....
x-posty....
Ginger - Jan 14, 2008 12:14:20 pm PST #9386 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The name of what I believe to be the worst movie ever, or at least the worst sf movie had mercifully escaped me, but I googled. Starship Invasions, with Robert Vaughn and Christopher Lee, both of whom would have been sentenced to no more than community service if they had shot their agents. It wasn't so bad it was funny. It was just bad. Robert Vaughn is a scientist who is kidnapped by aliens, who have giant heads and live in a spaceship were everything is very white. In order to communicate with Robert Vaughn, the aliens attach wires from his head to something that is quite clearly the Sony tape recorder I owned at the time.
I left the movie with a feeling of great peace, knowing that I would never again be vexed by the question of what was the worst sf movie of all time. I had seen it and was content.