Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.

'Time Bomb'


Boxed Set, Vol. IV: It's always suicide-mission this, save-the-planet that.  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" (read: sci fi or fantasy) show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 14, 2008 11:45:27 am PST #9382 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Pfft! Amateurs. I've sat through House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and The Crow: Wicked Prayer. Highlander 2 could've won awards if those had been its only competition.

Hmm. Two of them were made by Uwe Boll, and two starred Tara Reid. At least there are patterns to look for when avoiding future bombs.


Ginger - Jan 14, 2008 11:52:05 am PST #9383 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Then there's the question of whether the SciFi "originals" count as movies. That would widen the field considerably.


Laura - Jan 14, 2008 12:00:05 pm PST #9384 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

SciFi originals deserve their very own category.


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2008 12:02:04 pm PST #9385 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Then there's the question of whether the SciFi "originals" count as movies. That would widen the field considerably.

Oh, they transcend such categories as "movies"....

I mean, really. How could there be a movie called "Mansquito"? And yet there is something called that with the length of a movie that can be watched....

x-posty....


Ginger - Jan 14, 2008 12:14:20 pm PST #9386 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The name of what I believe to be the worst movie ever, or at least the worst sf movie had mercifully escaped me, but I googled. Starship Invasions, with Robert Vaughn and Christopher Lee, both of whom would have been sentenced to no more than community service if they had shot their agents. It wasn't so bad it was funny. It was just bad. Robert Vaughn is a scientist who is kidnapped by aliens, who have giant heads and live in a spaceship were everything is very white. In order to communicate with Robert Vaughn, the aliens attach wires from his head to something that is quite clearly the Sony tape recorder I owned at the time.

I left the movie with a feeling of great peace, knowing that I would never again be vexed by the question of what was the worst sf movie of all time. I had seen it and was content.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 14, 2008 12:22:54 pm PST #9387 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I think Ginger has the win, having seen that movie. It's amazing MST never got their hands on it (somebody must have asked for too much money). If I recall, Christopher Lee was reduced to wearing a pantsuit that made the ones in ST:TMP look cool. Topped with what look like a bishop's miter, except it was part of the pantsuit.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 14, 2008 12:42:58 pm PST #9388 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Was this a Roger Corman movie that used that same spaceship footage as all his other space movies? [link]


Laura - Jan 14, 2008 4:00:04 pm PST #9389 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

taps foot not patiently


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2008 4:10:42 pm PST #9390 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That was fun.


Laura - Jan 14, 2008 4:11:33 pm PST #9391 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Well, they addressed the dead Sarah quickly enough.

Yeah, I can see why she was a little upset there. Not so safe 2007.