This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - May 30, 2007 9:27:39 am PDT #9918 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I somehow made that all about me, earlier, having nightmares about fandom=pedophiles in the news, and me having a book coming out about the awesomeness of fandom in six weeks.


Allyson - May 30, 2007 9:34:58 am PDT #9919 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Did my neurotic bullshit kill Natter?


shrift - May 30, 2007 9:37:24 am PDT #9920 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am the USS Make Shit Up at work today.


lisah - May 30, 2007 9:45:56 am PDT #9921 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I think the last bit was hilarious

And the quote from the boy in the high school band! Something like "this is important stuff, straight up" ! so cute!


§ ita § - May 30, 2007 9:46:34 am PDT #9922 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks for that GAP link, ita. Now I'm trying to plan my summer vacation!

I wish it allowed you to specify SCUBA as a criterion. In my dream trip, I'm getting certified.

Okay, work.


Sue - May 30, 2007 10:01:10 am PDT #9923 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Bacon Chocolate Bar:

[link]


Jesse - May 30, 2007 10:04:23 am PDT #9924 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I wish I had some bacon chocolate right now. It would be like chocolate covered pretzel, only better.


Jesse - May 30, 2007 10:04:59 am PDT #9925 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Especially given the email from my boss I just read. She CRAZY.

OMG.


bon bon - May 30, 2007 10:05:57 am PDT #9926 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Almost as good as a chocolate-covered sardine. YUM.

Actually, that sounds questionable, but my quest to replace bacon with small salty fish goes on.


Gudanov - May 30, 2007 10:07:26 am PDT #9927 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Good luck with the crazy boss.